Version 6.3.528 March 2024Today was just another regular day
Until I discovered the new version of Tantan was out!
How can I describe such a feeling?
It's like the entire night sky has been lit up with stars!
So, what's different about the new version?
- [Optimized] Our code monkeys have painstakingly fixed all sorts of bugs
I can't believe it! What dark magic is this?
Are Tantan's programmers wizards?
Everything looks the same
But it feels so different to use!
It's even faster! It feels great!
Try and hold me back, I'm updating right now!.
Version 6.2.722 January 2024Hi everyone, we've put out another update!
Would you believe me if I told you
Our code monkeys have been working tirelessly day and night
To bring you an update with a grand total of zero new functions?
- [Optimized] We fixed bugs that you've probably never heard of
We hope that all of you rock stars will download this new version
Alright, I've said my part
It's time to put this giant blade in my hand to use
I'm off to coerce those balding code monkeys into developing some new functions
Remember to update to the new version!.
Version 6.1.513 November 2023Today was just another regular day
Until I discovered the new version of Tantan was out!
How can I describe such a feeling?
It's like the entire night sky has been lit up with stars!
So, what's different about the new version?
- [Optimized] Our code monkeys have painstakingly fixed all sorts of bugs
I can't believe it! What dark magic is this?
Are Tantan's programmers wizards?
Everything looks the same
But it feels so different to use!
It's even faster! It feels great!
Try and hold me back, I'm updating right now!.
Version 6.0.718 September 2023Hi everyone, we've put out another update!
Would you believe me if I told you
Our code monkeys have been working tirelessly day and night
To bring you an update with a grand total of zero new functions?
- [Optimized] We fixed bugs that you've probably never heard of
We hope that all of you rock stars will download this new version
Alright, I've said my part
It's time to put this giant blade in my hand to use
I'm off to coerce those balding code monkeys into developing some new functions
Remember to update to the new version!.
Version 5.9.717 July 2023Hi everyone, we've put out another update!
Would you believe me if I told you
Our code monkeys have been working tirelessly day and night
To bring you an update with a grand total of zero new functions?
- [Optimized] We fixed bugs that you've probably never heard of
We hope that all of you rock stars will download this new version
Alright, I've said my part
It's time to put this giant blade in my hand to use
I'm off to coerce those balding code monkeys into developing some new functions
Remember to update to the new version!.
Version 5.8.615 May 2023Hello dears, it's been a while!
Recently I learned a magic trick. Want me to show you?
All done!
Did you notice? I've fallen head over heels for you!
Hehehe
Actually, the real magic is in our app's latest version
- [Optimized] Our sorcerous code monkeys have dealt with all sorts of bugs
Doesn't it look just like our previous version?
Well, take a closer look
It's much smoother and faster to use!
Alright, today's magic show is over
Promise me you'll update soon!.
Version 5.7.614 March 2023Dear friends, it's been a while!
Today we're releasing Tantan's latest version
On the surface it may seem identical to before
However, we've:
- [Optimized] Our code monkeys have painstakingly fixed all sorts of bugs
When one bug gets dealt with, hundreds more appear in its place
So every day, we have to pin our code monkeys to the floor until they fix them
Now, they've finally fixed all of them!
Trust me, this version feels so much better to use!.
Version 5.6.816 January 2023Dear friends, it's been a while!
Today we're releasing Tantan's latest version
On the surface it may seem identical to before
However, we've:
- [Optimized] Our code monkeys have painstakingly fixed all sorts of bugs
When one bug gets dealt with, hundreds more appear in its place
So every day, we have to pin our code monkeys to the floor until they fix them
Now, they've finally fixed all of them!
Trust me, this version feels so much better to use!.
Version 5.5.707 November 2022Hi everyone, we've put out another update!
Would you believe me if I told you
Our code monkeys have been working tirelessly day and night
To bring you an update with a grand total of zero new functions?
- [Optimized] We fixed bugs that you've probably never heard of
We hope that all of you rock stars will download this new version
Alright, I've said my part
It's time to put this giant blade in my hand to use
I'm off to coerce those balding code monkeys into developing some new functions
Remember to update to the new version!.
Version 5.4.605 September 2022Hello dears, it's been a while!
Recently I learned a magic trick. Want me to show you?
All done!
Did you notice? I've fallen head over heels for you!
Hehehe
Actually, the real magic is in our app's latest version
- [Optimized] Our sorcerous code monkeys have dealt with all sorts of bugs
Doesn't it look just like our previous version?
Well, take a closer look
It's much smoother and faster to use!
Alright, today's magic show is over
Promise me you'll update soon!.
Version 5.3.511 July 2022Today was just another regular day
Until I discovered the new version of Tantan was out!
How can I describe such a feeling?
It's like the entire night sky has been lit up with stars!
So, what's different about the new version?
- [Optimized] Our code monkeys have painstakingly fixed all sorts of bugs
I can't believe it! What dark magic is this?
Are Tantan's programmers wizards?
Everything looks the same
But it feels so different to use!
It's even faster! It feels great!
Try and hold me back, I'm updating right now!.
Version 5.2.405 May 2022Dear friends, it's been a while!
Today we're releasing Tantan's latest version
On the surface it may seem identical to before
However, we've:
- [Optimized] Our code monkeys have painstakingly fixed all sorts of bugs
When one bug gets dealt with, hundreds more appear in its place
So every day, we have to pin our code monkeys to the floor until they fix them
Now, they've finally fixed all of them!
Trust me, this version feels so much better to use!.
Version 5.1.507 March 2022Today was just another regular day
Until I discovered the new version of Tantan was out!
How can I describe such a feeling?
It's like the entire night sky has been lit up with stars!
So, what's different about the new version?
- [Optimized] Our code monkeys have painstakingly fixed all sorts of bugs
I can't believe it! What dark magic is this?
Are Tantan's programmers wizards?
Everything looks the same
But it feels so different to use!
It's even faster! It feels great!
Try and hold me back, I'm updating right now!.
Version 5.0.520 December 2021Today was just another regular day
Until I discovered the new version of Tantan was out!
How can I describe such a feeling?
It's like the entire night sky has been lit up with stars!
So, what's different about the new version?
- [Optimized] Our code monkeys have painstakingly fixed all sorts of bugs
I can't believe it! What dark magic is this?
Are Tantan's programmers wizards?
Everything looks the same
But it feels so different to use!
It's even faster! It feels great!
Try and hold me back, I'm updating right now!.
Version 4.9.018 October 2021Dear friends, it's been a while!
Today we're releasing Tantan's latest version
On the surface it may seem identical to before
However, we've:
- [Optimized] Our code monkeys have painstakingly fixed all sorts of bugs
When one bug gets dealt with, hundreds more appear in its place
So every day, we have to pin our code monkeys to the floor until they fix them
Now, they've finally fixed all of them!
Trust me, this version feels so much better to use!.
Version 4.8.323 August 2021Hello dears, it's been a while!
Recently I learned a magic trick. Want me to show you?
All done!
Did you notice? I've fallen head over heels for you!
Hehehe
Actually, the real magic is in our app's latest version
- [Optimized] Our sorcerous code monkeys have dealt with all sorts of bugs
Doesn't it look just like our previous version?
Well, take a closer look
It's much smoother and faster to use!
Alright, today's magic show is over
Promise me you'll update soon!.
Version 4.7.321 June 2021Dear friends, it's been a while!
Today we're releasing Tantan's latest version
On the surface it may seem identical to before
However, we've:
- [Optimized] Our code monkeys have painstakingly fixed all sorts of bugs
When one bug gets dealt with, hundreds more appear in its place
So every day, we have to pin our code monkeys to the floor until they fix them
Now, they've finally fixed all of them!
Trust me, this version feels so much better to use!.
Version 4.6.425 April 2021Today was just another regular day
Until I discovered the new version of Tantan was out!
How can I describe such a feeling?
It's like the entire night sky has been lit up with stars!
So, what's different about the new version?
- [Optimized] Our code monkeys have painstakingly fixed all sorts of bugs
I can't believe it! What dark magic is this?
Are Tantan's programmers wizards?
Everything looks the same
But it feels so different to use!
It's even faster! It feels great!
Try and hold me back, I'm updating right now!.
Version 4.5.118 February 2021Dear friends, it's been a while!
Today we're releasing Tantan's latest version
On the surface it may seem identical to before
However, we've:
- [Optimized] Our code monkeys have painstakingly fixed all sorts of bugs
When one bug gets dealt with, hundreds more appear in its place
So every day, we have to pin our code monkeys to the floor until they fix them
Now, they've finally fixed all of them!
Trust me, this version feels so much better to use!.
Version 4.4.114 December 2020Today was just another regular day
Until I discovered the new version of Tantan was out!
How can I describe such a feeling?
It's like the entire night sky has been lit up with stars!
So, what's different about the new version?
- [Optimized] Our code monkeys have painstakingly fixed all sorts of bugs
I can't believe it! What dark magic is this?
Are Tantan's programmers wizards?
Everything looks the same
But it feels so different to use!
It's even faster! It feels great!
Try and hold me back, I'm updating right now!.
Version 4.4.007 December 2020Hello dears, it's been a while!
Recently I learned a magic trick. Want me to show you?
All done!
Did you notice? I've fallen head over heels for you!
Hehehe
Actually, the real magic is in our app's latest version
- [Optimized] Our sorcerous code monkeys have dealt with all sorts of bugs
Doesn't it look just like our previous version?
Well, take a closer look
It's much smoother and faster to use!
Alright, today's magic show is over
Promise me you'll update soon!.
Version 4.3.903 December 2020Dear friends, it's been a while!
Today we're releasing Tantan's latest version
On the surface it may seem identical to before
However, we've:
- [Optimized] Our code monkeys have painstakingly fixed all sorts of bugs
When one bug gets dealt with, hundreds more appear in its place
So every day, we have to pin our code monkeys to the floor until they fix them
Now, they've finally fixed all of them!
Trust me, this version feels so much better to use!.
Version 4.3.825 November 2020Hi everyone, we've put out another update!
Would you believe me if I told you
Our code monkeys have been working tirelessly day and night
To bring you an update with a grand total of zero new functions?
- [Optimized] We fixed bugs that you've probably never heard of
We hope that all of you rock stars will download this new version
Alright, I've said my part
It's time to put this giant blade in my hand to use
I'm off to coerce those balding code monkeys into developing some new functions
Remember to update to the new version!.
Version 4.3.723 November 2020Dear friends, it's been a while!
Today we're releasing Tantan's latest version
On the surface it may seem identical to before
However, we've:
- [Optimized] Our code monkeys have painstakingly fixed all sorts of bugs
When one bug gets dealt with, hundreds more appear in its place
So every day, we have to pin our code monkeys to the floor until they fix them
Now, they've finally fixed all of them!
Trust me, this version feels so much better to use!.
Version 4.3.620 November 2020Today was just another regular day
Until I discovered the new version of Tantan was out!
How can I describe such a feeling?
It's like the entire night sky has been lit up with stars!
So, what's different about the new version?
- [Optimized] Our code monkeys have painstakingly fixed all sorts of bugs
I can't believe it! What dark magic is this?
Are Tantan's programmers wizards?
Everything looks the same
But it feels so different to use!
It's even faster! It feels great!
Try and hold me back, I'm updating right now!.
Version 4.3.411 November 2020Hi everyone, we've put out another update!
Would you believe me if I told you
Our code monkeys have been working tirelessly day and night
To bring you an update with a grand total of zero new functions?
- [Optimized] We fixed bugs that you've probably never heard of
We hope that all of you rock stars will download this new version
Alright, I've said my part
It's time to put this giant blade in my hand to use
I'm off to coerce those balding code monkeys into developing some new functions
Remember to update to the new version!.
Version 4.3.309 November 2020Dear friends, it's been a while!
Today we're releasing Tantan's latest version
On the surface it may seem identical to before
However, we've:
- [Optimized] Our code monkeys have painstakingly fixed all sorts of bugs
When one bug gets dealt with, hundreds more appear in its place
So every day, we have to pin our code monkeys to the floor until they fix them
Now, they've finally fixed all of them!
Trust me, this version feels so much better to use!.
Version 4.3.202 November 2020Today was just another regular day
Until I discovered the new version of Tantan was out!
How can I describe such a feeling?
It's like the entire night sky has been lit up with stars!
So, what's different about the new version?
- [Optimized] Our code monkeys have painstakingly fixed all sorts of bugs
I can't believe it! What dark magic is this?
Are Tantan's programmers wizards?
Everything looks the same
But it feels so different to use!
It's even faster! It feels great!
Try and hold me back, I'm updating right now!.
Version 4.3.128 October 2020Today was just another regular day
Until I discovered the new version of Tantan was out!
How can I describe such a feeling?
It's like the entire night sky has been lit up with stars!
So, what's different about the new version?
- [Optimized] Our code monkeys have painstakingly fixed all sorts of bugs
I can't believe it! What dark magic is this?
Are Tantan's programmers wizards?
Everything looks the same
But it feels so different to use!
It's even faster! It feels great!
Try and hold me back, I'm updating right now!.
Version 4.3.023 October 2020Hi everyone, we've put out another update!
Would you believe me if I told you
Our code monkeys have been working tirelessly day and night
To bring you an update with a grand total of zero new functions?
- [Optimized] We fixed bugs that you've probably never heard of
We hope that all of you rock stars will download this new version
Alright, I've said my part
It's time to put this giant blade in my hand to use
I'm off to coerce those balding code monkeys into developing some new functions
Remember to update to the new version!.
Version 4.2.627 September 2020Dear friends, it's been a while!
Today we're releasing Tantan's latest version
On the surface it may seem identical to before
However, we've:
- [Optimized] Our code monkeys have painstakingly fixed all sorts of bugs
When one bug gets dealt with, hundreds more appear in its place
So every day, we have to pin our code monkeys to the floor until they fix them
Now, they've finally fixed all of them!
Trust me, this version feels so much better to use!.
