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Hyper Life App Complaints & User Negative Comments 2024

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DoofusesI took one look at the game and I was like, NOPE! but I tried it and it’s a waste of my precious GIGABITES.Version: 1.3

AdsExcuse me, but i think there’s a game in your ad..Version: 1.2

Blew my mindSo I never write reviews but this game is just so bad that I had to do it. First of the game has about 10 choices that are repetitive, there are no functions that you can do except choose the choice and they always give the same amount of points (EX 10 points in health 10 in knowledge). Secondly, the gameplay and graphics are hella basic there are 2 commands swipe left and right that could be coded by anyone that have knowledge of Java and the characters animation looks like a 2nd year art student in college have done them. Thirdly, how many ads does 4 minutes of gameplay need? The answer, about an ad every 15-45 seconds so about 5-9 ads. To summarize this game can waste your time for about 7 minutes then it’ll be boring and not worth your time anymore..Version: 0.5

AdsThere are ads nearly every time I pass a level. It is really slow and laggy too. But other then those two points it’s quite a decent game..Version: 1.6

Bland and repetitiveThe minute I saw the graphics, I wanted to puke. The uncanny, low quality models are super creepy, the unholy amount of ads makes it unplayable, and it’s basic and boring after the first 10 minutes. Wouldn’t recommend..Version: 1.0

Worst Game EverThis was the most insufferable waste of time I’ve ever played, which is saying something because I downloaded this in ORDER to waste time. Never in my life have I played something so shallow and, frankly, stupid. After playing this game for 5 minutes, I’m pretty sure I’ve lost half of my braincells and any faith left in humanity. Feel free to play it if you love lag, repetitive mind-numbingly boring questions, frequent typos, and the ugliest characters ever seen in game design. From the get-go, it’s so blatantly obvious that this game was made as quickly as possible just to make buckets of money, and it probably worked, which is honestly sickening. I don’t often write reviews, but let it be known none of this was exaggeration. Letting this dumpster fire of an app on your phone will embarrass your other apps just for being near it. You love your other apps. Don’t download this game..Version: 0.6

Don’t playIn this game you don’t do anything and there are to many adds.Version: 1.8

ProblemsIf you play it for a while like maybe 5 minutes or something it gets a bit boring. And it says 4+ years old but I saw it had a word what 10 year olds arent even allowed to say. But there are so many adds and it gets really annoying, please fix up this game.Version: 4.3

Just bad and unplayable amount of adsWow this badly made game made me lose my hope for humanity. You earn stuff and finish the round but then if you don’t watch an ad you lose it all. It’s not fun at all and I regret installing it. The amount of ads is ridiculous and it is quite clear the developers made this as a quick way of getting short term money. I hate how all mobile game developers are this money hungry nowadays and only care about profit. My advice to anyone who is considering installing this terrible terrible game, is to simply not and if you do decide to for whatever reason, turn off your internet while playing so you don’t get ads and don’t give the developers money..Version: 0.8

Not good but then not badSo an ad about this I decided to download it and it’s fun if you can read fast sometimes things are locked because of your decisions but that’s ok the thing is that every question there will be an ad ugh it’s annoying it would be cool if there weren’t a lot of ads also if you so in a you instantly die I would think it would be cool if you deal with damage but other than that it’s ok!.Version: 3.0

Boring, pointless, and FULL OF ADSThis game is boring. First of all, WHY IS THERE SOOO MANY ADS?? All I wanna do is play the game. I don’t wanna know about online shopping! Second of all, it’s pointless. Idk why I think it’s pointless but it is. Last of all, it’s boring. All u do is go down the path of life. And the hearts, books, and coins u collect, what do u do with them. Like I said, pointless. For a fact, it looked better on the ad. I’m sorry to say that but it is. In conclusion, this game gets ⭐️ ⭐️ bc it is like I said, boring, pointless, and full of ads. Thank you for letting me state my opinion and please make this game better..Version: 0.4

Too many addsThe is too many ads and it takes about 30 secs to complete a life stage and some options u have to unlock but other than that it’s ok.Version: 1.0

More options and Iess adsOverall it’s a fun game, but It lacks diversity and choice. You’re unable to choose your gender, sexuality, and look. I’m ok with being unable to choose your gender, but for me it really irritates me that it’s just assumed you want the opposite gender. I don’t know if the developer is a homophobe but that’s just one of my major pet peeves. I would also appreciate the ability to change how you look like. Other than that it’s a good concept and I like it a lot.Version: 0.6

Worst game everThis game is awful I do not recommend at all the choices are pathetic, the animation is awful, and there are adds every time you tap the screen if I could rate it zero stars I would..Version: 1.1

It’s okI just wanted it to be so much better.Version: 1.0

AwfulDon’t freaking download!!.Version: 0.8

TOO many ads!!This is a great game, I like the concept of it, but I have it three stars because every time your finished playing a stage of your life, there is an ad! I get that there are ads on like every game, but not all the time, and then the offer you to get more hearts or books or whatever, but you have to watch an ad to get them, but you are going to have to watch an ad anyway, why not just give us the stuff for free no ads!!.Version: 0.9

SO BADLEVEL 2 I CANT EVEN PLAY it says swipe left to right but it won’t even work! One of the worst games ever! Deleted it straight after!.Version: 0.6

EwThis game is just kinda gross the graphics are really bad, it glitches a lot, it does not let you choose your own gender, and it has a bunch of adds. No hate to the greater (but if you are reading this FIX THE GAME).Version: 4.3

Not that goodThe game drains you battery so fast, I went from 16%-12% in 15 minutes AND my device was charging! It is nothing like the add and all the good options you have to pay for with game currency that takes FOREVER to get. It is also extremely repetitive and after a few lives l deleted the game because I had no use for it. Also you get like furniture as prizes and I don’t understand what to do with them..Version: 2.8

Had potentialThis game looked really cool in the ads. It’s a good idea, but the game is BAD! You can’t change your avatar, what if you don’t want to be a curly haired guy?! You have to spend stuff like knowledge to do stuff, which is annoying because A) it’s slow to earn and B) you keep knowledge with you all your life! You aren’t like, “I need to do my homework. I might lose some stuff I know, but whatever!” That doesn’t happen! And life is to fast. I chose to wait to have kids, and I never got another chance. I did want kids, I just wanted to wait for a bit. This game had potential but was just bad..Version: 0.9

Too many advertsI do like this game but the adverts are over played. I finish a life area, like adulthood, and an ad plays. Some ads you have to watch half of it; some ads it is really hard to press the ❌ button and the thing to buy it keeps on popping up. I don’t recommend getting this game..Version: 0.8

Ads!It’s a good game but there’s too many ads! Every minute I get a ad. I hope they fix this but overall it’s a good game except for the lags! If you made it here thank you for reading this, I hope you think the same..Version: 4.0

Too simple. Too many adsI am not that person to complain about having to watch ads for a free game, I’m reasonable, I know devs have to fund their app. But I would not be surprised if this game is designed to have 50% ad video eating time. Also the review about it being 1-dimensional hit the nail on the head. The concept seems fun, but the execution is abysmal. The options are poorly thought out, the game seems to lead to a contrived ending, there’s no “different way” to play, just follow what the computer wants you to. No same-sex relationship options, with a life simulator game you not only have to get creative with the scenarios, but you have to be inclusive and represent ALL kinds of people. This game only offers Aryan heterosexual characters. There’s a lot of apps out there... you’ll need to try harder and be more creative than that..Version: 0.6

Very repetitiveThe questions repeat so there isn’t much challenge because you know the right and wrong answers. And there isn’t really any reward from it you spend like 4 minutes quickly answering questions and then you die and start a random new life I don’t think it’s the kid you had, I guess you can unlock other options but I didn’t really care to see what that would change. I wouldn’t recommend it to people who are slow readers. My main thing was I was focusing on collecting the things in the path then read after and then it’s almost too late, feel like they should just stand at the path beginning so you can think about your choice because it’s just more realistic anyways. I’m kinda confused though is your character based on the choices you make or is it just random?.Version: 1.6

A LOT of adds but kinda funThere are sooo many adds. I’d say one 20-30second add every 2 minutes it takes you to complete a life stage. There doesn’t need to be that many. I don’t mind ads but when it’s this much I tend to find the game very boring. Also you can pay to get rid of the ads which is definitely the reason there are so many in the first place. However I think many people would download this if there weren’t so many. Although the ads this game is a very fun idea and if you done mind ads I think it’s great. Lastly I’d like to see more diversity. So one main character has a different sexuality or gender orientation. Considering the choices you can decide if you want that or not. Thank you.Version: 0.9

:(It’s fun at first, but it just gets boring after a bit..Version: 0.8

UPSETTING (plz read before downloading)This app is one of the WORST apps I’ve ever downloaded on my phone. I mean, come on! What is with the adds?! I swear whoever created this should just call it, “get bored and watch adds every next freaking level!” Dont download this you will be disappointed! After I’m done I’m deleting this stupid app! Seriously how do you have 4 stars for this garbage! And the worst part is you don’t even get to pick your gender! Also, it’s pretty much just an app of adds that takes up your storage! I say stay away from this app. And to you, the creator, I say, GET A BETTER HOBBY!.Version: 3.1

What is this game?This is a stupid game. Bad art, every good choice is for coins or knowledge, and every ten seconds, an ad pops up. There is no point in this game. The game doesn’t have the same choices as the pictures in the game shows! This game IS a waste of time. I see no effort in this game, what so ever. Do not download this game and waste your precious time on an effortless game like this. Do not. If developers see this message, update the game. This game is the most boring game I have ever seen. I know the creators could of done better. But as for now, a one star for all the long ads, bad art, bad options, just everything is so dumb! And also, why is everything so pricy? Even for the choices. This game is horrible. Never playing again..Version: 4.3

Not 4+Drugs,smoking,sex that’s all they talk about in this game. Give it 12 and up and maybe I’ll change my rating!😡.Version: 5.1

Meh...I really enjoyed playing the game but I do ask that you make an update to customize your character and also how come if you become friends with someone at like 6 years old how come in the future they marry you like no planning or anything! Also once when I was playing it said “your friends parents are away for the weekend.” Options: 1.sneak in to hang out. 2.good for them! 3.stay home. I chose “good for them” and my friend just left me for like no reason. I think you should fix these things and other then that its a pretty ok game..Version: 1.1

It’s okIt’s a good game but I wish you could pick the gender I named one of my characters Mia turns out it was a dang boy also there are so many ads!.Version: 5.1

2/5Soo... Basically, this game is great, but after you've finished only 1 level there are 15-60 second adds it's super annoying! Also it's really hard to move your character, it also has really personal questions that you have to answer, there's no getting out of it! One of the questions was: Who do you love more? Mum or Dad... Who would answer??? I only gave it 2/5 star. It's not recommend by me, but if you want to download it anyway, I guess... From a girl, that likes donuts. ⭐️💜❤️😐👑🍩.Version: 1.0

GoodThis games is fun but it needs more options and every time I finish a round I have to watch an ad it it is the same as every time. Please change that. It is still dun to play but I wish there was a bit more options.Version: 188.0.0

Worst game everTerrible game it’s boring, to many adverts, weird ,you can’t always choose the one you want because you have to pay I only did 1 star because it wouldn’t let me choose none.Version: 1.1

Could use more diversity and less adsSo I want to say first I understand you need revenue but like it felt like there was one every time I can to a stop. This is a fun game any maybe worth sometime, more if there were just fewer ads, but also having an option to either not date/marry somebody or being able to date&marry a person of the same sex and or gender would be nice. The games alright, with more scenarios and less forcing you into weird seemingly random marriages it could be worth more than 5-10 minutes of playtime..Version: 1.3

Just badI get so many ads for this game so I finally got it and it’s just not good. At all. I like the idea but the game itself isn’t good. It doesn’t feel like you’re making any choices because it’s more of a choose the right answer or lose stats. Sometimes I can’t even choose because you have to have stat requirements which are way too high as well. If you want a game like this, get BitLife.Version: 0.9

Kinda goodI saw this game on an ad and thought it look fun. But now that i have the app it is hard to switch between each colour/life choices.Version: 1.0

GlitchesIt would make me change my mind when i chose something and it would glitch all the time ..Version: 1.6

Good game butIt’s a good game but when I try to move on with life when I have a grandchild it makes you a baby then you can’t do anything cause the game freezes so you have a baby but you can’t move you have to delete then reinstall the game.Version: 0.4

AdsGoing to stop playing after ten minutes of game and twenty minutes of ads. Stupid..Version: 1.6

Good but.....So I got this game today and I thought it would be really good but then when I got on it I was a little disappointed because their was a hole lot of adds and their was this one add that kept blocking one of the questions and I couldn’t read it. It also keeps crashing I don’t know if it’s because of my iPad or because the game so if you could maybe fix that to I would be delighted 😁😁.so please reply to this I really like this game so much I love it. Yours sincerely a loving customer❤️🧡💛💚💙💜..Version: 2.5

Seems like a good game...It freezes a lot of the time,maybe it’s just a bug if this gets fixed I’ll definitely give it five stars..Version: 0.4

A lot of set backs in 2020I think that it’s clear the game has some good qualities. Everyone loves a life simulator, but this isn’t even a life simulator. It automatically makes you have a white straight character. What gets on my nerves, as a member of the lgbtq community that you HAVE to kiss a girl at the party. I never kissed girls until I was confident enough with my sexuality that I could kiss a girl and just have fun with it. I don’t mind playing a straight white character but I would’ve preferred to have the option “kiss the girl at the party” or “kiss the girls brother”.Version: 0.5

Okay...It’s okay, but I’ve just got one wondering... why can’t a girl have a girlfriend? And a boy have a boyfriend? Tbh that’s my only concern. Thx bai..Version: 2.6

Rubbish!A bad game that takes five minutes to do. The life choices are bad and you grow up too fast. I do not like the gravestone at the end. There are way too many adverts. I would definitely advise you not to download this app!.Version: 1.3

Way too many adsI deleted it because there’s too many ads - i cant even play it properly.Version: 2.0

Got boringThe first time i downloaded it was fun but they should at least change it i mean one off them say “your partner wants to see the grandkids more often” and when you press lets go or if they wanna see us they can come you die so it kinda just got stupid I don’t recommend it thats my opinion By the way play without wifi.Version: 1.0

Well...This game is okay because the outcomes usually make sense... But the game can get really ridiculous! So, you collect books, coins, & hearts to unlock paths because some paths are locked and costs a price of one of the three. Seems fine, right? Wait till you hear this. I was playing and I can only choose one path that makes me lose about everything. The question was: “What will you do with your dad’s cellphone?” or something like that & then my only option was “Break it.” And my dad got mad at me and I lost like 20 hearts and coins for a decision I was forced to make and the other pathways have prices that are ridiculous. So I have some ideas... First of all, the three items should work in a new shop so it will work in later lives. Second, you can customize your character. And maybe listen to the other reviews... Thank you for reading!.Version: 0.8

Way to many bugsAfter u start playing the game it will glitch and the game will locks u out of the game.Version: 2.1

It’s fun until youIt’s fun until you get so old you die then repeat and different questions or choices do better.Version: 1.8

What a shameI can't really leave a review as the app keeps demanding I do. I'm sure based on the reviews that this game is great unfortunately it keeps freezing and constantly loading and several times has sent be to my home screen. What a shame as it looks like such an enjoyable app..Version: 1.2

AwfulWhen I try to tap on one of the choices it chooses a different choice.Version: 1.1

Just awfulThis game’s graphics make me want to commit a war crime. I’d rather eat my left shoe that look at one of those character’s faces again..Version: 0.8

Sorry not sorryThis game is so BAD i don’t even get to pick if i get to be a female or a Male and it goes to fast so i can,t pick what to do😡 and if you read this Do NOT GET IT.Version: 0.8

1-DimensionalFor me, it's not so much about the game being "boring" per se, because I think that every game will be boring to certain audiences. While I do agree, that there is a great lack of depth in this game. With that being said some questions are repeated, but don't make sense, such as choosing a working field—not sure why you need to choose your career twice. Secondly, some questions are geared for you to answer a specific way, choosing to go to play in the playground in this game is beneficial for all three categories, while choosing to go to the library isn't. That doesn't seem balanced or even well thought out. Lastly, and this is the biggest problem I have with this game, why is the character automatically caucasian and blonde? This is the 21st century, are you serious? And why is it that you need to choose to "kiss the birthday girl" or else you're penalized? What if you're asexual or if you're non-hetero? My point is that in a game like this that heavily pertains to choosing your life, this should be an option, not a default. Come on game developers, get with the times..Version: 0.4

UmmmmmmLet’s face it this game SUCKS.Version: 1.8

ProblemsThere are waaaaay to many problems with this game, it make me annoyed.Version: 1.6

Do not recommend!!I was so exited to play this game. I just downloaded today and I am SUPER disappointed 😔 the game is super glitchy and I left the game and rejoined more than 10 times!! Do not download!!.Version: 1.4

3problems1.fist problem that like I’m a girl not a boy mate!? I don’t rlly like boys that much so why’d you make the skin a boy I can’t even change it!!! 2.I can’t read that fast and instead of stopping when a new question it keeps you running!??!???!???? 3.Im not on the part where I have a kid but it’s probably gonna happen !!😡😡 and you guys that made this REPLIE TO ME SO I CAN SEE WHAT YOUR DUMB EXCUSE IS ‘!!! Anything but that this game is great 😚😊 BTW IM ON THE QUESTION OF ‘WOULD YOU DONATE TO CHARITY ‘ AND WHAT HELL MATE I WUD YES BUT UM YES IS LOCKED!!!!! AND I DIED.Version: 0.8

Gender options?The ad that I saw for this game had a gender option for male, female, or neither. This game did not allow me to choose a gender, nor did it let me choose the gender of my partner. It’s an ok game, just pretty boring with not much to reward a person for playing and it gets repetitive. It’s fine I guess, I’m mostly disappointed about the gender thing because the reason I got the game was for the non-binary options. Guess it was just false advertising. :/.Version: 0.4

TerribleI’m Baylee and as my opinion this game is a hot mess.I couldn’t even play it!!! It loaded for ten minutes and then blacked out and went back to my Home Screen!How am I supposed to enjoy that?😡.Version: 3.7

OkIt’s an ok game but it is repeating it self over and over and over I say for whoever is seeing this that it is a bad game Srry creators ps turn of your wifi for no adds.Version: 1.8

TrashWould rather watch paint dry..Version: 1.4

Good butThis is a good game but it does not have stuff like got threw puberty and u mostly get the same questions after a while. Also there is an awful glitch and it kicks you out the game. Other than those stuff it is a good game I would recommend 12+ though not 4.a d also people r saying a lot of ads but just of ur wifi.Version: 2.1

OkThe game was very glitchy. But it was pretty good.Version: 0.9

Not goodDont wast your time on this app. Its the same things for every lifetime, your a baby, your a kid, you meet a partner, have a kid, die. Im not trying to be rude, but this is one of the worst games i have ever downloaded!!!🤬🤬 It also REALLY drains your battery. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE dont wast your time! Also no ofense to the creator of this game, and no hard feelings aswell. Its just a horrible. :( Extremely disappointed with this app because, i was hopeful for it to be great. Again im not trying to hate on the creator. :) Just a little tip if you were going to improve this app, it would be great if you could customize your person a little more. Thanks for reading, and sorry if this made you not want to download this app, but this is just my opinion and the way that i feel. 😢.Version: 0.8

BoringThis game is the most boring game ever.even when you go up a life it’s the same face.you don’t even get anough time to read the question.every ones saying there is too much adds and that’s really bad,it isn’t.the entire game is boring.Version: 1.8

Kinda funThis game was fun at first but after the first few lives it got a bit boring. Basically the only good things after that were making bad choices for the characters and watching their lives be destroyed. So just don’t bother getting this game..Version: 0.8

Too much ads, but overall an interesting concept for a gameOne of those games I said I’ll play just once and have kept going, the ads are too much and will lead me to delete the game soon but overall a good game..Version: 4.0

1 StarThis game is a good game for when someone’s in there mood or I play it, but if I was scrolling through my games I wouldn’t be like “Hey! Let’s play this game for no apparent reason!” Don’t get me wrong I don’t think that this game is bad, I just think they can do more with it instead of just repeatedly having the same thing happen over and over again. Although, I would play this game if I was bored and not question it. I just think that they could improve the game by adding more things that can happen instead of just (again) repeatedly having the same things happen over and over again..Version: 0.6

Ad scamDon’t download it’s just adds and the games boring.Version: 0.6

UglyBad drawings the people are sooooo ugly🤬🤬🤬.Version: 1.3

Idk what to saySo when I downloaded this game I was a boy but i am girl and I want to be but u can’t Change it (or maybe u can because I’m new) but whyyyyyyyyyy.Version: 4.2

Its okayI've played it a few times today and ive seen so many ads. Also when I started playing it i thought i would be able to choose my gender and sexuality and such but theres nothing like that..Version: 1.5

Not FunThis is absolutely boring. You just restart and play the same game over and over again. It has the same questions with stupid consequences. Once you’ve played several times you know the outcome of every scenario. And why does it repeat questions? Several times it’s had me answer the same question twice. And each question you answer doesn’t really affect your life. It might affect your stats, but it won’t affect the next question it asks you. You don’t get a certain reputation or anything. The only thing that seems to affect your life is your career, which there are only four of. And I don’t understand the scenario that’s in every single game. It says that your at either a boy or girl birthday party. If you’re a boy, you’re at the girl party. If you’re a girl, your at the boy party. Then it gives you the option to either kiss the birthday boy/girl, throw the cake at them, or leave. The only one that doesn’t give you a negative consequence is kissing them, which makes you end up with a boyfriend/girlfriend. Why is it like that every time? Would it not make more sense if sometimes they got annoyed and sometimes they went out with you? The entire game is stupid..Version: 1.3

It’s ok could be betterFor some reason you can only be a boy and what if a girl wanted to play - I have tried reinstalling it again and again but it is only possible to be a boy. Please fix this!.Version: 1.0

Could use some workIt’s unreasonable that I can’t choose my gender and the Buttons to choose don’t work and it automatically chooses random things get to work on the next update.Version: 6.5

Good gameI really like this game it’s very fun. I downloaded this game about 1 year ago and I really liked it but I deleted it. I found it in the App Store when I was looking for new apps and I was like, I used to love this game I think I’m going to redownload it so that’s what I did but why I rate it 3 stars is because it glitches me out every single time I try to play if it stops doing this I will change my rating thank you for a great game!!.Version: 3.7

Very boring...🥱I read the reviews and decided to download it. (I was really curious) and to be honest I should’ve just minded my business and not even bother to waste my precious time to even install it. The first few seconds and I’m mean FIRST FEW SECONDS like *15 secs* in I had got EXTREMELY bored. The questions and the concept of the game itself was just a no 🚫for me. I don’t understand why the first player is a Caucasian male, you can’t even create or pick a different ethnicity or gender. This game is out dated and EXTREMELY boring. There’s nothing else I can say but don’t waste your time to download..Version: 0.6

IM A GIRL BUT IN THE GAME IM A BOYI’m ACTUALLY a girl but in the game I’m a boy do you have to be a boy.Version: 1.3

Actual Antithesis of FunThis is legitimately the most boring game I’ve ever played. It’s so linear and the questions repeat after a short amount of time, the speed is so painfully slow and there is nothing interesting going on. There is no actually endearing goal and there is nothing that makes you actually want to play it. I almost fell asleep playing this game and I bet if I did and had a dreamless sleep I’d still be having infinitely more fun than I would playing this effortless pile of garbage. There isn’t even music in this game and the models all look like they were ripped from a free 3D gif website. Don’t even bother downloading this game, it’s not even mind-numbing enough to relax to, it’s just boring drivel and I don’t know why it exists when it isn’t enticing enough to get money. Even the worst of Voodoo’s game catalog is probably more interesting than this effortless cash grab..Version: 0.8

EhIt’s fun in the beginning but it gets boring after a while..Version: 1.4

UrrrrrrHyper life is annoying because you can’t choose if you are a girl or a boy and some of the Questions I wouldn’t do any of the answers so it not really like life because when I finished my life I looked discussing and that is not how I would look so I’m deleting this game.Version: 0.6

BoringCool idea but after 3 life cycles it’s Hella boring.Version: 0.9

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It took 3 hours to loadSo I was playing then it said loading then I waited half an hour to an hour then to 2 hours then 3 hours so then I decided to delete the ap then redownload it but I didn’t work so I’m letting you know how long a takes to load and this is a complaint comment and I wish I would rate this 0 stars but I being nice today.Version: 4.7

Big yikesWow. Obviously, this is the App Store, so it’s not like you should expect the next Mozart of games, but this is bad even for here. 1. Crazy repetitive questions. You’re asked the same things two or three times, so it gets horrifically boring. 2. Loaded questions. Basically, there’s always a right choice that will benefit you the most, and while you don’t have to follow along with that, it makes a bad game worse. 3. Say hello to sexism!! Skimpy outfits on the girls, while boys are dressed normally... Gross. 4. Racial diversity who? Unless you want to be very white and very blond, you’re out of luck. Because, you know, a little bit of color changing was apparently too much work for these programmers. 5. Oh my god, I don’t think this game could push the heterosexual agenda even more. You’re a toddler and it tells you to “kiss the birthday girl” (unless you’re a girl, in which case it’s a boy, because apparently LGBTQ people don’t exist????) Anyways, this game is gross, not to mention boring. Don’t download it. Don’t waste your time on it..Version: 0.6

Love the game but TOOO many addsGame is amazing and fun but tooooo many adds.Version: 1.3

RepetitiveSaw an ad about this, thought it was a fun new twist on life simulators but it is the same amount of fun that they are. The questions are constantly repeating, my experience often had the same question being repeated 3x. There’s also WAY too many ads for such a short game and there’s no need for that amount of ads. Anyway, definitely wouldn’t recommend unless you want to watch advertisements of other games and have no fun..Version: 0.8

Not recommendedIt’s got way too many ads and Gets boring after 5 mins of play don’t recommend.Version: 1.5

Really bad gameLet me just say, this is the worst game I have ever played. The questions are just so idiotic, like why do I have to kiss the birthday girl/boy? What if I don’t like them? If you don’t pick that option, there are consequences. Your allowed to choose your life, not have your life simulated by someone else. I saw this ad and I thought it looked kinda interesting, so I made a bad move and decided to download it. The game isn’t even that fun to play. Well, if you were like 7, this would be a little interesting. But it’d also seem really boring at that age. Another thing is the lag. It’s not even enjoyable when you have really bad lag. Overall, I highly don’t recommend this game and I suggest you do not play it. It’s obviously rushed and not well-maintained. But please, I recommend you don’t play this game if you want an enjoyable experience. But of course, if you want an non enjoyable experience, this game is just perfect for you!.Version: 0.9

To boringIt’s just very boring and I can’t read the questions fast enough and why is there one that we can’t do it’s just so a annoying I’m deleting it👎😡.Version: 3.1

Boy/girlI don’t like that you can’t pick you’re gender ...it’s weird and there are A LOT OF ADDS!At least it doesn’t drain much battery mine was at one hundred and it’s still at one hundred.Version: 3.4

Nope I couldn’t 😡😡I saw this game while I was playing a different game. And I thought that this game looked fun. I was wrong!!!!! A few of the millions of problems with this game is one the game says 4+ but there are a few questions that I don’t think they should answer. Second there are so many adds. Third it asks you the same questions over and over when I already answers them. Last but not least, in the add it asks you your gender but nope it did not ask me at all. And the game was very glitchy so I did not get to choose my answer. DO NOT GET THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))$!$.Version: 0.6

This game is badSo, my biggest complaint about the game is the choices the game gives u. For example, when u go to the birthday party, why r the only options to kiss the birthday girl/boy, throw cake at them, or leave? Why is there no option to have fun at the party and make friends, u know, like a normal birthday party? Second, why r all the characters in this game so UGLY?! Finally, the coins don’t even do anything! I get the coins, but for what? I know this is a bad example, but if I play Fortnite and collect materials, if there was no building in fortnite, then what’s the point of having the materials? This game has its materials to build with, it just doesn’t have the option to build anything, metaphorically speaking..Version: 0.5

A lot of ads, weird faces.The game is great and all but what would make it a lot more better was just put ads after the life is over. And also there are weird faces that can be better, because I know you guys can make the faces better. Thanks!.Version: 0.8

Fake adsI also dont like fake ads, remove it or i will block you..Version: 1.6

Did not like itI was really excited to play but when I started to play it was so slow and the options on the top don’t even work. It was really glitchy and took around 10 seconds to change the tunnel I go. It is also very boring and the same thing goes on and on and there is not excitement but you might like it but it is just an opinion..Version: 0.9

Absolutely disgustingOnce I started playing I kept lagging and glitching out. It almost drained all my battery and it had way to many adds. After playing for 5 minutes, it made my phone overheat like crazy and crash. Way too many adds and the graphics are disgusting and the choices are always the same, so it also got boring and I do not recommend downloading it..Version: 1.2

BORING WARNINGSThis game is so so so so so so so so so so boring all you do is just move a character around and it is really slow to. I fell asleep playing it🥱😴! DO👏NOT👏GET👏.Version: 0.8

Too many adds!At first I downloaded this and started playing,every time it grew up there was an add!.Version: 1.3

It’s a great game but..First your a baby, then after a three rounds, your a kid, a teenager, a adult, you got a mate, you get a baby, you get too old, you die by the age, you are a baby, and all over again. First it’s exciting and fun, but then, it’s a bit boring. Like a cycle of a plant or human. All over again and it pretty wastes your battery. I don’t really recommend this app to everyone..Version: 2.1

Positives and negativesPositives: I really like the idea of this game and it is very fun and enjoyable. People are saying that the adds ruin it which I don’t think they do because they only go for like 4 seconds then you can get out of it. I like how you start as a baby and then go until you’re old and I like how they save your lives. People say the people look bad which don’t effect the game and they say they want to be a girl not a boy or vice versa which doesn’t make sense when the lives go boy, girl, boy, girl and keep changing. Negatives: sometimes the things repeat themselves on the same life, like once I got “what do you want do do when you retire” and I chose painting then another two questions went and then again I got that same question with the same choices which was a bit annoying. Also sometimes they don’t give you enough time to chose, like once it was a really long one and I didn’t have time to read it and I ended up dying on that one which was sad because I was a baby. Tip - if you turn your device on airplane mode and turn of the wifi you won’t get adds..Version: 1.4

HorribleThis game is terrible and so boring! The animation and graphics look like they were drawn by a 2 year old, and they make me want to throw up. The choices are repetitive and very boring. You get asked the same questions each time. It’s the same format: Baby, child, teenager, marriage, kids, get old, die. Every single round!! It’s fun for about the first 20 minutes. And there’s an ad after each stage! And the ads are long and boring. Please don’t waste your brain cells or even take the time to download and play this game. In the ad, it shows how you can make multiple choices, and some of them are sorta funny. I have played multiple lifetimes, and every time it would follow the same boring format. I had hope for this game, and I kept telling myself: “I’ll get there soon” but I just gave up. This game is boring and unless you’re trying to waste your time, I highly DON’T recommend it..Version: 1.1

Awful glitchesI have many horrible reasons on why you should not download this game but however, this game is awesome without the reasons that I’m going to tell you after, it is very addicting BUT there are just too many glitches throughout this game also not to mention too many ads as well! Ads are keep on popping up when I’m in the middle of playing this game, this is very annoying! But the glitches are not less annoying, I can’t even complete one stage! I always have to redo it so I can FINALLY get on the next stage. But if there is no glitches and that many ads, it’s a perfect game, I recommend the creators of this app to fix this problem or at least one! I have made out lots of my time to write this paragraph explaining my problem, hoping you to read this to the end. For me 2/5 stars will be excellent! But 100% recommended this game! (Without the two reasons ofc).Version: 1.6

MehIt’s ok, not very exciting.Version: 2.0

Pretty BadIt is a very good idea for a basic idle life game. But it is pretty butchered. Ads. I get it you need to put ads. But there is literally an option to watch ads for extra hearts books and coins. And if you click continue. You still gotta sit through 15 seconds of an ad just to skip. Questions are horribly placed into the game and the rewards are not correspondent to the questions nor are the questions correspondent to previous life choices. Not to be stingy about this. Because I don’t want to start anything. But seeing how you can’t change you’re character. You’re relationship choices get pushed on you. And no free choice. There Definetly could be backlash from people who don’t see that same way. Lastly. This games lacks so much. The switching between choices isn’t clear or smooth. No directions really. You’re first game you have no idea what anything is gonna be used for. And it’s all so frustrating because nothing is funny about it really. It’s a struggle. Bitlife doesn’t even really have visuals at all and is better than this game.Version: 0.6

It’s not that good as exceptedSo i have more than 1 reason to prove this app is not worth downloading. So first off I would like to say that the visuals aren’t pleasing it’s very boring and the avatars tbh are so ugly that I had nightmares about them. Suggestion:pls make better looking ones and new ones. Now I’m going to say the game itself is so....🤦🏻‍♀️. So every time I get out of the game it restarts the life which is so disappointing. Also, It should say the options before I start running cause I can’t even take my time to pick. There 👏 are 👏 ads 👏 every 👏 second 👏 I can’t deal with this useless game don’t even think about downloading cause it’s a waste of your precious time.Version: 1.0

This is fun, but..There are SO many ads so please make less ads! Also, there is a glitch where I can’t see my character then the game says “ Which School?” My choices are Medical, Law, and Game Design. They each cost 100 coins but I just started a new life so I wouldn’t be able to afford any of them but it tells me I can afford all of them. So I start the game and I was not able to move for different choices. So I was forced to go into the choice “Law”. And instead of giving me another question after choosing that, my game froze. Please fix this!.Version: 3.8

It’s like a bootleg version of BitLifeI mean it isn’t a terrible app but it lags like crazy for me, and the choices aren’t as funny and outlandish as they could be, it has potential to be something better but it just falls flat on so many levels. I’m sure that if you improve the choices and make them more creative, and maybe make the characters less like they came from a stock art site then maybe it would be better. Otherwise, go download BitLife..Version: 0.5

The game is fineI enjoyed the game, it was fun. For a while. So my only complaint is when my child has a child it let me control which would have been fine, if it actually let me move. It didn’t let me move. It said choose a school and each option had a skull over the top of it. So you couldn’t read it, and it wouldn’t let you start the round. You were only allowed to sit there. I tried to shut down the app and reopen, same thing. I even shut my phone down and opened it back up, still the same. At this point I just need to delete it..Version: 0.5

Just one thingSometimes there is a mini add on the right side of the screen blocking what that choice is so I have to choose a different one because I can’t see it..Version: 4.0

I guess it’s okI don’t really like this game it’s really boreing. But it’s ok I guess it’s your choice good luck!.Version: 1.0

😡I want to be a girl I am boy and I want you to fix it immediately.Version: 1.3

BoringSaw an ad about this game and it looked decent. I read some reviews and some people complained about the amount of ads so I made sure my WiFi was off when playing it. However even when I did play it I found it very boring as they ask/give you so many of the same questions/decisions and it takes forever, it’s just very slow. I definitely don’t recommend if you prefer enjoyable games..Version: 0.4

Entertaining for about 2 minutesIt looked interesting but gets very boring and repetitive very quickly!.Version: 0.8

Ok a few problemsWell first of all , WAY to many ads . No game is enjoyable if there are more ads then game. Second I feel like there are barely any black people I have played the 1st 5 levels and no-one has been black including children and partners. Please give your characters more variety. There may be some that are later on that I haven't played. #blacklivesmatter . Overall it's a great game- a few more tweaks and it'll be amazing..Version: 1.1

Not appropriate for young children.It says it is for age 4 and up. Not appropriate at all..Version: 1.0

Boring, and ignoring entire groups of peopleFirst of all the game is boring. The questions are repetitive, there’s no cause and effect, if you get a girl/boyfriend then they don’t DO anything, and when I was looking at the ads I actually got sort of excited because you could choose a gender and you could be something other then a woman or man which I see a lot of games over look. This hits me pretty hard because my identity is really important to me. Also the game automatically makes you straight. I think their should be chances for LGBT and straight relationships. Also the only way to have kids is to adopt one after being bombarded by your parents to give them grandchildren and declining or to accept it. And what about furries? Not to mention all I’ve seen are white people. What about blacks? So yes, I have a number of issues with this game..Version: 0.8

Meh. Few issues.1) Don’t like that you can’t choose gender. My character looks like a boy but is a girl with a girl name. 2) Don’t like that when question/path changes there’s no pause for player to read new question and have time to choose path, just keeps running. 3) Got a companion runner out of nowhere. Not sure if this is supposed to be my girlfriend (even though I’m a straight girl) but she showed up when I was still a kid/preteen. Other than that, it’s alright I guess. Hasn’t glitched/kicked me out while playing or have issues loading. Buuut will be deleting since kinda boring since not very interactive, and doesn’t give enough time to choose a path/what items to collect. (Be nice to be able to customize character’s gender and looks/coloring in addition to name.).Version: 0.6

Overall okay but too many adsThe storyline and animations are on key, and I haven’t found any glitches at all yet. But there are way too many ads, like when you age up it gives you a opportunity to up your rewards. I click no because I want to get on with the game but it still puts an ad up AND doesn't give me any rewards at all! I hope you take away some of the ads, I know it’s how you get money but why not make a premium pass? Where you can get specific choices throughout the game. And maybe be able to change the avatars clothing. Hope you read this, and call me Isabella Ps. Read other ratings too! It’s important to get other people’s feedback and decide which problem to fix first depending on the comments..Version: 1.2

Hyper lifeCool, mais il y a beaucoup trop de vidéo et le jeu bug souvent. Je suis déçue du résultat 😔..Version: 1.6

Boring and filled with adsUpon seeing ads for the game you would think you could pick your gender. This is a total lie as your gender and looks are completely pre-determined. This is less of a game and more like just dragging your character over choices which quite honestly do not matter. Actually you can get the same exact question in one game. It asked me what would I like to become and I chose doctor but only 3 choices later and it asks me this again even though I already answered it. What makes it worse is that there are ads every three choices you make so basically you are getting an ad every thirty seconds. Just terrible....Version: 0.4

Terrible game⚠️DO NOT DOWNLOAD⚠️ I absolutely hate this game and there is nothing but ads and horrible graphics.Version: 0.6

How do you playHow do you play i don’t get it.Version: 0.9

TerribleIt is the same thing for every life, you can’t have a same sex relationship, you die so soon..Version: 1.0

Not that good and needs workI was excited to try this out, thinking I was able to customize my character, but I couldn’t. It does not seem to have any diversity. You can only be Caucasian and the game automatically makes you heterosexual. I am not trying to sound like I’m trying to be PC about everything, but in my opinion, the person writing about “one dimensional” really related to how I felt. I think there needs to be more questions as well. One question I was kind of thinking may he questionable was the one with the “bat soup” answer. I’m not sure if that’s because of COVID or what, but idk I ended up deleting the app. Good concept, but needs better execution. Also I agree too many ads and I cannot understand how this is #3 free app when most ratings are 1 or 2 stars..Version: 0.6

Needs some improvementA good game however it should have the option of lgbt relationships and more life choices.Version: 0.9

HORRIDDo not let your child play this game if they are under the age of twelve there is a horrible part wher it says you can put your hand a girls private parts do not play this. If you read this thank you very much.Version: 3.9

To many adds!!!This game is great but one thing is that there are way to many adds. Every time you finish a game there is about a 20-30 second add. For me it gets pretty boring if there are so many adds in a game but if you don’t mind them then this game if for you. Another thing about the adds is that I have had the same one over and over again and it is very annoying me and making me bored of this game. I will continue playing this game but please try to take some of the adds out. This game is brilliant otherwise and I will keep playing!.Version: 1.0

Lots of ads and very boringAfter you do a few questions it goes right to an ad. This repeats until you get to an adult and then you die, but then the same thing happens again. You literally live the same life and get the same questions. I’m not trying to be rude but if you wanted to improve the game I’d say have it play less ads and make more questions so it’s more interesting..Version: 3.1

TOO MANY ADSIt’s a fun game but way too many ads. I’m also getting quite annoyed when it asks me the exact same questions over and over on the same life. I also think it would be nice if we could choose their love life..Version: 1.5

You have uploaded an unfinished game to the App Store.This game is unfinished. Unless you’re a caucasian with blonde hair that’s straight, this game isn’t for you. Not even moments after starting a life (of an non-customizable character), you’re forced to hide or tell your feelings to your crush, who happens to be female if you're playing as a male. This doesn’t personally affect me, but imagine how annoying that is to any LGBT players. Jesus, Devs. Put in that tiny bit of work to be able to choose your skin tone and sexuality. And for the love of god don’t advertise it like you can do so. Pro-tip: Don’t upload an unfinished game to the App Store..Version: 0.8

No thanksIt’s ok but it gets boring and I had this bug so I don’t go the right way and that’s just one so two stars.Version: 3.8

Just a vehicle for showing adsDon’t bother guys. Not even remotely interesting or engaging. And you spend half your time watching ads which pop up every two or three ‘life choices’. Was definitely designed just to milk ad revenue..Version: 0.5

TerribleYou age up and there’s an add everytime. It doesn’t give you time to read the question and the answers and you end up going on blue path. It won’t let you swipe sometimes. I got this game and I am now deleting it straight away.Version: 3.0

The same thingThe game is a very good fun game to play for a bit but after a while it just goes over things that happened in the previous game or that have happened in the current game and the option to have a baby never shows up on the screen although the minor bugs spoil it slightly it’s a very good game.Version: 1.6

Not the bestDo not like it Not the best.Version: 1.0

FrançaisLe faire en français.Version: 0.9

MehPeople are really ugly gets boring and there are ads after every age up.Version: 1.5

Has potentialI like the concept and idea of the game but it is glitches, I either end up having to close and restart the app or it closes itself. Even when the characters are running it's glitchy. If those things get worked out, the game could be really good..Version: 1.5

Not a great app, but it is good if you want to waste timeI will start off by saying what is good about this game, it allows all people to relax and just forget for a bit. The things that are bad are that you cannot pick a gender, like seriously. Almost every game revolving around life allows you to choose your gender!? Also, there is no cause and effect in this game. Here’s what I mean, if you do a bad action then you automatically go to the next thing or slide with no consequences. Maybe make some things more interesting, like if you were to be a doctor, have a patient that has a severe illness or disease and go into surgery or refuse. Something to get us hooked. Another thing you cannot find out what your career is. I chose to be in the army and ended up a doctor. I don’t know what that is about, so just make it obvious to us. Add more options, like sports or business. Just work on this game a lot more. -stay safe+stay home.Version: 0.5

Boring and repetitiveThis game is boring because all it does is replete the same thing over and over just in a different order and you can only have one kid and has none of the questions that where in the advert.Version: 0.8

Not the bestIt is not the best game it gets a bit boring because when you die you go back to the begging and lose all your progress. Also it asks the same questions repeatedly I would not recommend this game..Version: 2.6

BienJ’ai vue beaucoup de personnes dire qu’ils n’aimaient pas ce jeu, mais personnellement, lorsque je m’ennuie, j’aime bien y jouer. Mais je pense que les choix pourraient être plus diversifiés. Dsl si j’ai fait des fautes hehee.Version: 1.0

EhWell there are adds a lot but they are usually different every time. Kinda boring too but it is fin.Version: 1.0

It’s really boring 😒😠😤☹️🙄😬It’s kind of fun but, it’s also really boring and doesn’t give you the feeling of wanting to play it more!!! I just got it and I’m already getting bored because it doesn’t really move fast and move time!!!! And there’s a lottttt of adds!!!!! And there is a thing you need to read but...... sometimes it moves to fast and I don’t get to read it.... or, sometimes none of the answers match me but I guess it’s a ok game and I hope you Chang some things!!!!!! Thank you for your time 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗.Version: 0.8

This GameThis Game I BORING.Version: 1.0

It’s not that fun😫So first of all it goes so fast I was reading it and it was over I’m only rating this because I want the people who created this game to know the consequences that this game had has I’m just not the kind of person who wants to play this game. You do grow up and get a partner but it’s just not very attracting to me I’m 18 and I think I’m to old to play this anyway it’s just a very stupid game to be playing‼️ it’s very stupid but not in a bad way please don’t wast your time downloading this game this is just how I fell. No evens to the creator but it’s kinda well not very fun my phone is very slow with downloading and I waited 30/35 mins waiting for this One piece of junk! I can’t wait for that long so other people can like it but definitely not me I HATE HATE HATE it. It’s also very glitchy and it’s not just my phone because I’ve seen other comments saying it was glitchy! Please creator get a life instead of making these trash games! My friends don’t like it ether I would give this game 0 stars but I had no choice but to rate 1 star but that’s as high as I’m going😡.Version: 2.7

Why is there no gay? it's kinda annoyingLame.Version: 0.8

Disappointing ☹️☹️☹️😦😦Ok, so I downloaded this app today and it was the worst. First of all i hate that i didn’t get to choose the gender. The first time I played this it just made me a boy. I’m a girl! Another thing about this app is that i feel is is the same character EVERY time and it is kinda annoying. This app is also very boring and not so much fun. I mean, you just swipe your person to a column and i do not consider this app “entertaining.” The weird thing about this app is that it repeats the same questions. you don’t need to choose your job or career twice! So I would NOT recommend this app. ☹️☹️☹️☹️.Version: 0.6


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