- 95.0LEGITIMACY SCORE
- 96.5SAFETY SCORE
- 4+CONTENT RATING
- $1.99PRICE
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✓ Fun, Fun, FUN!Super funny! Super awesome! SUPER FUN!.Version: 1.5
✓ Something DifferentThis is a one-of-a-kind work of art that I find extremely hard to classify. This game comes from a port from the PC version so mostly everything has been conserved with few, if any additions were done to the game, with the exception of a more intuitive touch control. This is not necessarily a bad thing as the game is already ridiculously awesome by its own. A major part of the experience comes from the discovery. You are thrown into the game world with relatively no help at all, leaving you clueless on what to do for the first time. This is the one game that I somehow don't recommend to see any gameplay videos of any sort as it would likely ruin the fantastic first time experience. You will just have to trust me for saying that this game is good enough to satisfy anyone, and maybe give a few laughs as long as they are a little bit open minded. Don't get me wrong saying that this game is only fun for the first time. It imposes a relatively tough challenge. Upon starting the game you are introduced with a mere screen telling you to "Eat berries and fish to fatten up!", and that's really what you do. You try to do the same thing year after year, with the challenge going up steadily. Failing to hibernate would result in starting again from the very beginning. This might seem harsh but that's what happens. You do get to keep certain "secrets" that are found when playing the game though. Even without Game Centre support, there are several ways the game marks "achievements", but I don't want to elaborate on that. This game, being relatively old supports even the oldest devices and can run smoothly on every one. However, since it hasn't received an update in a long time, and actually doubt that it ever will, it does not support the newer features like iOS4 multitasking. It's not really a big deal but I felt that it should be worth mentioning. Also, it is possible to abuse this by quitting the game before failing the level to prevent losing the level. As you can probably see, my review for this game is extremely positive and I can definitely recommend this to anyone wanting to try something different. It is guaranteed to amuse you, at least for a bit..Version: 1.2
✓ Sort it out, Apple!Total rip-off - I bought my son this as a birthday present and he wouldn't stop crying. I hope you're happy. He caught a fish that was too big for his screen and couldn't drive. He also found a Hula Girl doll, but it was so difficult to stand up on the dashboard. What's the bear doing with his other paw? This is much better than Final Fantasy Tactics..Version: 1.5
✓ Now updated for 64-bit!The possibility that iOS 11 might kill this genius-gem of a game was a real distress to me. No joke, I cheered when I saw this update. I look forward to the additional years of joy that result from firing this up, handing my phone to a friend, and watching the look on their face as they figure it out..Version: 1.8
✓ I'm a bear?This is the best game ever made. I don't know what the hell is going on... And I love it..Version: 0
✓ OMGSo thats how you feel when you're traumatized.Version: 1.5
✓ Ah..lightheartedness in a poor economyI'm in. What a nice break in the seriousness of life. Seriously. U people with negative reviews-lighten up for cryin out loud! It is funny that u take this so seriously! Can only imagine what the rest of ur miserable life must be like! As for me-count me in. I'm enjoying the good laugh. And I haven't even played the game yet! Can't wait to see how much junk I can throw in the car! Then litter back on the road with it! Weeee! This is fun!! Here's to all of u enjoying the little break from the monotany-*clink-clink*.Version: 0
✓ BeartasticI suddenly remembered this game and how fun it is. It's by far the most realistic bear driving simulator on the iPhone. It's very tricky to play because it's hard to control. This is realistic because it's hard to drive a car if you're a bear. It's also very tricky to play because I can't stop laughing when I do..Version: 1.7
✓ This game causes life-changing experiences!When I first started playing envirobear, I couldnt stop. After a while I decided to start eating some vegetable mix in my kitchen when the pantry door began to glow. I walked towards it in awe and opened it up. And there I saw bob marley and Jerry Garcia singing "touch of grey" by the grateful dead! As I peered in closer I saw a meadow, with all of the beloved people who had passed away, who were singing along. Ronnie James Dio, John Lennon, Randy Rhoads, the Rev... Anyone you could ever think of. Now I notice the good things in life even more, thank you Enviro-Bear for changing my life for the better..Version: 0
✓ HilariousEasily the most memorable dollar I've ever spent. And it's totally playable once you master the controls. I'd recommend it to anyone with patience and a sense of humor..Version: 0
✓ Badgers? We don't need not stinking badgers!Catalogue this game as so bad that it's awesome! This game has some of the most "unique" graphics on the iPod Touch, but the attention to those "unique" graphics is apparent. The way object interact with each other and get in your way is classic. From the rocks pushing on your gas pedal to the wild badgers accidently bumping your gear from drive to reverse, the attention to detail is all here. The gameplay will drive you mad (no pun intended). Trying to balance steering, gas, brake, gears all the while catching fish and berries with one bear paw is enough to drive you crazy, talk about multi-tasking! On top of this, you have things getting in your way, and did I mention the badgers? All in all, this app will definitely be something you'll show your friends. It's one of those that games that just makes you scratch your head. It's like a bad sci-fi film, you just can't help it to watch!.Version: 0
✓ HilariousThis game is incredibly funny. Great throwback graphics, unique concept and a great price. Well worth a purchase.Version: 0
✓ FunHard to control but fun to play.Version: 1.9
✓ GdThe "bear driving car" simulation games are all too popular nowadays, but this really pulls the finger out with some great hand drawn drawings.Version: 0
✓ Finally, a bear driving simulator for the bourgeoisie!My heart was empty. However long since the iPhone app store was released, I had been hoping for the perfect bear driving simulator. Every night, after closing up my factory of durable goods, and while taking the evening train home, would search the app store for a bear driving simulator, and every time my search would leave me empty-handed, my heart heavy with a deepening realization that my search may never bear fruit. Then one night, after a particularly grueling day of directing my staff in the operation of a newly fitted screw lathing device, I searched yet again, pondering my sanity as I did so. This night, however, fate had a different plan for me. A bear driving simulator had finally made its presence known to the world. My heart, formerly empty from a hope that was thought to never come, was once again full..Version: 0
✓ Thank you.Thanks for the update! Was afraid this gem of a game might be lost to history...really appreciate it when developers update their games for IOS..Version: 1.9
✓ The greatest game ever created?I believe so. It's as if the Gods came down to Earth ad decided to make two things: bacon and ENVIRO-BEAR 2010. As they put on their three wolf moon shirts and drank their Tuscan whole milk, they thought "Why aren't there any games worthy of us to play?" and another replied "Why don't we create one?" But they could not agree on what to make the game about. The Gods argued for days before one of them accidentally spilled Tuscan whole milk on their three wolf moon shirt ad had a brilliant idea. "What about a bear driving?" A few days later, ENVIRO-BEAR 2010 was made and thrown into the App Store without Apples consent. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll grow tusks and spit lava from your nostrils. If you don't buy this game, the terrorrists win. You don't want that, do you? I think not..Version: 0
✓ AwesomeDefinitely the best bear simulator out there. Plus I never knew badgers were so aggressive and frantic. Little tip for people is that get a rock in the car and leave It on the accelerator pedal means you can focus on steering :).Version: 1.5
✓ Fuzzy Wuzzy is not the world's best driver...This game brings iPhone and iPod Touch gaming to a whole new level! In the game, you have exactly five minutes (five minutes is equal to one year) to drive around like an absolute drunken fool in your crappy old Yugo, driving through ponds, bushes, hitting trees, other cars (with bears driving them!), etc., and eating every single little trout that flies into your car (by way of your sunroof and side window) or the berries that drop in if you plough through a buss; getting fat, and finally when you can't eat anymore, you put the pedal to the metal, and head your nearest local cave! Then you hibernate, and following so, you move on to year two! While tearing around in that old hunk of scrap metal which you could call a car, you will have badgers, bees, pine cones, leaves, rocks, possibly snow, and most importantly: fish and berries, flying in and landing in your newly cleaned car; making for an overall difficult and challenging experience. MS Paint style graphics, absurd gameplay and car loads of laughter can be found in this genious piece of awesome! Grab it!.Version: 0
✓ Your doing welll....Your doing well if you are able to ply this game for more than 10 minutes. The controls don't always work, which makes me and the bear angry, its hard to steer, the music hurts my ears and the game is mostly pointless. But i love this game, i don't know why, but its alright..Version: 0
✓ Best game everThis games displays design perfection with its highly sophisticated game eingine supported wit the courageous plot this game is hands down the best game on the app store.Version: 1.5
✓ If you only ever buy one bear driving a car simulation, it should almost certainly be this one.Probably the greatest game ever made..Version: 0
✓ InsanityThis game looks horrid, but that's what gives it's charm. An unexpected success, no doubt, for the creator, but easily worth the money to buy this app. Add to your list of accomplishments owning the only "bear driving a car" simulator in existence..Version: 0
✓ Easy to RecommendThis game features cutting-edge graphics, tight, responsive controls, a thrilling storyline, and deep, engaging gameplay. It really is a steal at a dollar, and if you don't buy it, you really do have absolutely horrid taste in video games..Version: 1.4
✓ WEIRDFirst time i played this game i had my car full of rocks, leaves, fish and a badger jumping all over the place. My bear was high on drugs while another bear in a car was ramming into my side. If you are even considering getting this game DO IT! im still laughing.Version: 0
✓ Bear is indeed drivingAfter growing up with such classics as Bear Turismo and Bear the Hedgehog I had my doubts about the two main aspects of this simulation, namely the car and the mammal. Fortunately, I can safely say these doubts were unfounded and unnecessary; both are simulated to the highest degree. It's almost as if I were there, so much so that I find myself shouting "How can this be?!" at my phone! While the graphics don't quite live up to the high standard of Doom, they are indeed as good as, if not better than, Wolfenstein 3D's own faultless visuals. Likewise, the sound, though not available in 7.1 Dolby surround, are more than adequate for today's discerning gamer or driving/mammal sim addict. "Quickly, in here!" A phrase so prophetic nor profound has ever been spoken..Version: 0
✓ MY LIFE WAS INCOMPLETE... UNTIL I BOUGHT THISThink of it this way... Real Racing + someone on crack + MS Paint = BEST GAME EVA.Version: 0
✓ A generation gap?This game gets mixed reactions -- I think maybe younger gamers are too used to modern "arcade-style" bear-driving simulators. X to accelerate, circle to stop, square to devour salmon, triangle to throw badger out the sunroof?... gimme a break! That's not "simulation" -- that's an arcade game! Enviro-Bear 2010 harkens back to the old-fashioned "hardcore" bear-driving simulators of our childhood, right down to the graphics and the manual salmon-skeleton management. This is how we did it in the old days, kids -- manually, in real time, and with just one meaty paw to juggle it all. Yup, this game is HARD. If you can live for 5 years, through feast and famine and overfishing and oversleeping, consider yourself well and truly old-skool. Can you handle it? HANDLE IT WITH JUST ONE MEATY PAW? Otherwise, save your "gift cards" and spend 'em on some, I dunno, Towel Defense or whatever kids play these days..Version: 0
✓ Enviro-Bear 2010 is this century's masterpieceThis game is a work of art. It's the modern equivalent of the Mona Lisa. I bought it. And I'd buy it again if I had the chance. Enviro-Bear 2010 transcends the limits of traditional video game design and takes you into a new realm of user-game interaction. Superb graphics, combined with immersive gameplay are flawlessly executed in a fully realized gaming experience. Best. Game. Ever. Edit: To those of you who think these reviews are fake, use your head for a minute and realize that there are more than 150 of them. They weren't from the dev, or his friends, or whatever. They're from people like me, who truly appreciate Enviro-Bear for what it is: a bear driving a car in search of fish and berries. And the developer has some updates in the works, so it can only get better from here..Version: 0
✓ Complex, cunning and groundbreakingAt first, I was a little concerned that this game wasn't going to live up to my high expectations; especially as it was a bear at the wheel (I would have much prefered a ferret). However, when you crank the engine and lodge a stone on the accelerator the game comes alive! Very responsive controls (although they take a while to get used to) and so many tactics to try out! Would love to see network play in an update too, but overall this game has it all!.Version: 0
✓ Epically stupidCompletely stupid - but I like it!.Version: 1.5
✓ I owe everything to this game!Sure I spet all my time learning about the behavior of bears who only have access to one paw while driving a car instead of studying for the mcats. But what I got in return was something priceless. It can only be described as enlightment. I checked with my local Buddhist monk and sure enough I had done it. I am now recognized by the Buddhist community as the first Jew to have reached nirvana! Thank you Justin Smith. Thank you. Forget collect calls...this is where your dollar needs to go!.Version: 0
✓ Enviro-bearI don't know why, but getting that golden fish was more satisfying than every birthday and christmas combined. Hands down the best bear driving simulator i've ever played..Version: 1.6
✓ BrilliantGreat intuitive control, hilarious graphics and situation. Lots of fun and worth the price! I laughed too hard the first time I opened the app. More like this please!.Version: 0
✓ Best game ever madeBetter than angry birds for gameplay mechanics and better than battlefield 3 for graphics. Best bear driving simulator on the app store. A++++ would buy again..Version: 1.5
✓ Best bear-driving-a-car simulator yet.Watch out for bees.Version: 1.9
✓ This is why I got an iPhone.Something this magical only comes along once in a life time. Me and my wife had been fighting recently, but this game fixed everything. My back has been hurting recently, and when I asked my friend, Steve, what I should do, he told me that I probably need more fiber in my diet. I yelled for those kids because they were on my lawn again, but they never listen. They stole one of my gnomes yesterday. Why is the sky blue? += - + = .Version: 0
✓ Good Fun!Wow I knew this game was going to be quite a laugh. I don't know why people think the controls are bad. It's a part of the simulation. Bears can't drive. Pssh. Stupid people give one star reviews! It's real funny when you have a head on collision with another bear who's just as bad at driving as you. Notice how the majority of reviews are good and the other 1 of 1 jillion are bad. Trust me you people who have not yet been exposed to the wonders of ENVIRO-bear 2010, these reviews you think are heavily dubious, are incredibly true. Everything from giving you love from all public people, to healing fatal sicknesses. It's all true. Don't listen to the others. They wright their reviews with the false blood of satan!.Version: 0
✓ A sad commentaryEnviro-Bear 2010 might, on the surface, appear a mindless game for children, but it saddens me that even most adult reviewers still treat it as some kind of joke. The bell tolls for thee -- it tolls for all of humanity when we fail to recognize the consequences of our reckless self-indulgence. Enviro-Bear 2010 is not a children's game, though it delivers a powerful message that even they must hear. We are all on the road to annihilation, to a world where the destruction we have wrought stains even the most irreproachable, where even the animals themselves are forced to appropriate Man's gruesome steel implements for their own meager survival. Take heed, reviewers! Mr. Smith might be imparting the most unwelcome of prophecies, but he does so with the hope of change! It is not too late! SAVE YOURSELVES.Version: 0
✓ A true masterpieceThis ultra realistic simulation of a bear driving a car to collect food before hibernating makes brilliant use of the iPad and iPhone multi-touch surfaces to provide a true-to-life experience of controlling a bear arm. The graphics are crystal clear, the AI captures multiple environmental characters, such as bees, badgers and other bears with untamed veracity, and the soundtrack never gets repetitive with every passing minute. This game is not for casual players, however. The advanced scoring system, complex physics engine, and tense, concise writing will appeal most to experienced games. Whether you are an avid racing fan, a competitive sports game aficionado, or a fan of the realtime simulation genre concerned about where mankind's effect on the environment is leaking us, you will find something in this game that appeals to you. 5/5. A truly impactful commentary on modern society, packed into a blockbuster entertainment experience, with relevant environmental undertones. GOTY material if ever I saw any..Version: 1.5
✓ Love itDon’t know how this game isn’t popular I love this quirky little game.Version: 1.9
✓ The greatestI've deleted all the apps on my phone and just have Enviro-Bear now. It's all I need.Version: 1.9
✓ RAWRThe bear growled, I squealed, trees were hit, wasps encountered, somehow rocks got into the car, the bear repeatedly failed to steer the car in the direction of the cave, and then everything went white. Somehow it was all good. If you're a practical sort of person who is easily vexed, best not get this. But if you love stupidly random nonsense this is for you. Oh yeah, and if the bear finds a mushroom....Version: 0
✓ HmmmI like it hard, make players so they can use two hands plz thx .Version: 0
✓ HD Easter EggCollect the glowing mushroom, eat it and be treated to enviro bear with a hd texture pack, if only it would save once you unlocked it and won a round! Please add in next update!!!!!.Version: 1.5
✓ Grrrreat GameThis is the best 'bear-in-a-car' game I have ever played just like 'Snakes on a Plane' was the best film I ever saw about snakes that were on a plane..Version: 0
✓ Un-bear-abley funThis game is just simple laughs, and fun. Great sound effects, and although the graphics are simple, it sets a mood that us appropriate and funny. Fighting off badgers, bang'n into stuff, roll'n the car over, all while trying to get somthing to eat before hybernating. The controls are crude but managable, and like other reviewers earlier stated, "it's a bear driving, it's not supposed to be easy" . Great game-thanks!.Version: 0
✓ Badger badgerIf a badger gets in the car you are screwed Fact!.Version: 0
✓ HelariousThis game is a lot of fun. It balls to the wall old school, very hard flash game. Don't buy this if you don't have a good sense of humour and are used to playing old style flash games..Version: 1.5
✓ Get a mushroomBuy this game. It's worth it for the mushrooms.Version: 1.5
✓ One of the BestThis game is swell..Version: 1.6
✓ An astounding bear driving roar de force.With a hibernate-7000 graphics card, and running on a honeycomb-333 these graphics look like only the most professional of beartiste could have drawn it, while drunk on honey & fermented berries. For those of us who recall the good old days of driving as a cub, when the fish were plentiful (sometimes) and not every tree held a badger, this documentary brings you right back to your cubhood. The sights, the smells, the bee stings, it's all there, direct from when I first climbed out of my mother's cave and into the front seat of my roaring bearstang convertible. I'd rate it 6 claws up if I weren't currently being stung by a hive of bees..Version: 1.6
✓ Makes you thinkUnlike other games wher u just shoot stuff. Needs online scorreboards. Voted 5..Version: 0
✓ Changed my life..We have art, science, math, history and we are an intelligent species. Even though we have the tools to live very well on this earth we don't do it. We have wars, crime, poverty and corrupted politicians. We live in a system were we are meant to fail. Many people don't know how to cope with those things. Some people use alcohol and drugs to escape reallity but it just makes things worse. Fortunately for us ENViROBEAR was made. This game gave me hope for the future. Throug enviro bear I learned that all we need are the simple things in life to be happy. Just a car to cruise around food to eat and a cave for shelter.. No game has ever thought me such important lesson.. I agree that envirobear is the chuck Norris of videogame characters.... Buy this app... You will not regret it....Version: 0
✓ Best Game on the AppStore!This game is AMAZING! If you thought the graphics on 'Hero of Sparta' or 'Brothers in Arms' were good, wait until you see this little beauty running! The control scheme also uses the FULL extent off the iPhone touch screen! Totally mad. Totally uncontrollable. Totally Brilliant!.Version: 0
✓ SensationalWhen I heard that al gore was following up the inconvenient truth by making a dystopian game about a bear struggling to adapt to rapid changes of season in a harsh broken world, by employing the use of a vaxhall nova to help collect food before hibernation, I thought it was just going to be the same as all the other bear based driving sims. But this one is ok actually. Well done al..Version: 0
✓ Best bear-driving game in the AppStoreThis is definitely the best bear-driving simulation I've played on any console, never mind the iPhone. The realism can be a little unforgiving - such as the bear not being able to accelerate and steer at the same time - but that's the price for playing a simulator rather than an arcade game. I'm sure Need for Speed Bear Edition will provide multi-paw options for those who don't care as much about a real experience. Just beware of the raccoon..Version: 0
✓ Sometimes it's too realisticAt first I was a little frustrated with the controls, but then I realized that if I were a one armed bear struggling to fatten up for the winter life would be just as difficult. This masterpiece truly captures exactly what it would be like to be a one armed bear hunting for fish in a stolen car. The graphics are a stunning example of what my iphone5 is truly capable of, I was impressed before I discovered the mushrooms. I always knew that one day a bear-driving simulator would come out and this title blew me away. A must have for EVERYONE!.Version: 1.5
✓ A+ would hibernate againThis is the most realistic bear hibernation sim produced to date..Version: 1.5
✓ Still better navigation controls than DOOM...Well, as you know already, this game is one of those rare gems that come along once a decade or so, and completely redefine the genre. Of one-armed bear driving sims. Once you get past the absurdity of it all, this is actually a pretty fun game, and gets pretty challanging. At year six, the other driving bears start ramming your car! This game is nothing short of an everlasting gobstopper of gaming joy, and an excellent way learn about our National Park system..Version: 0
✓ Best bear game everEVR! get it.Version: 0
✓ Killer App - makes Halo look like Lemonade StandThis is the number one reason to own an iPhone. This game is more incredible than any current offerings on any console system. This is also the first game on a handset that proves the legitimacy of the medium. Years from now people will look back and see this innovation as the beginning of the bear driving hibernation genre that dominates the charts. I hope EA doesn't snatch this up too quickly - I want to soak in it's independent brilliance a little longer..Version: 0
✓ Life changingThe day before I played this game, I was in a terrible accident. I broke my back, neck, and both of my legs had compound fractures. I was going to be hospitalized for many months to come. When I first got to the hospital, I was put in a room. When ever body in the room had left for a couple of minutes, an angel appeared above my bed. He reached out with his glowing white hand, and handed me an iPhone with this game already at the main menu. He spoke to me and said, "Play this game my son, it will heal you." So for the next five minutes I ate fish and berries until I was ready for hibernation. When the doctors came back in, I was walking out the door on my way back home. I was healed. This game changed my life, and it can change your's too..Version: 0
✓ Wow!I looooove this game! possibly the best bear driving game I've ever played, and so addictive. The graphics make it seem real and the 'badger in the car' is the new 'dog through the window' moment. GOTY.Version: 0
✓ WOW!Why isn't this in the top 25? This is pure genius! IT'S 99 cents, atleast try it! BhahahajajsjsjhHaa I just died laughing after I ate the mushroom! I want to give 6 stars.Version: 0
✓ Best bear simulator in the app store.I've played many bear simulators in my time, but this is the only one which has realistic badger AI. Worth it for that alone..Version: 1.5
✓ This game performs miracles!Three weeks ago i was diagnosed with class 4 lung cancer. I was told I only had a few months to live. I have been spending my time playing video games (my favorite) and enjoying what life I have left. However, I began playing this before my doctors visit today, and even played in the waiting room. A chest CT later, I was told I had defied medical posibility and my cancer was gone. This game has saved my life, and has performed it's miracle upon me. Now I just need to be sure to keep my car locked because there are REAL black bears where I live, and will continue to LIVE!.Version: 0
✓ Oh wowThis game raises the bar for all next gen games. The graphics are simply brilliant, I mean.. wow. There isn't a single flaw In the realism of the game, from the fish eating to the insane badgers. A must buy for all serious gamers..Version: 0
✓ Bear AmputeeThis game is, quite frankly, perfect. It has everything you could ever want, AND MORE! *Fantasticly realistic view of a north american forest, exquistitely rendered to the smallest details! *Fascinating insight into the ecology and morphology of the american grizzy bear! *Humungous, randomly generated open-world environment to explore and interact with! *Intuitive controls, perfectly capturing the experience of driving a car as a bear! *Real-world physics bring to life every event, from the terror of rolling your car while its full of wasps to the excitement felt when you realise you can weigh down the accelerator with a half-comsumed fish! * Exciting collectables, from tacky dashboard ornaments to the elusive golden fish! *Serves as a guide for survival in the inhospitable forests of america, covering everything from food collection to badger-avoidance techniques! Truly inspired game, perfect in every aspect!.Version: 1.5
✓ It’s exactly what you thinkBear driving a car simulator. It is fun. I love showing this game off to my friends. The game is still being updated for the latest phones so it’s worth the investment. Bear is driving a car. Come on! Doesn’t get better than this! -kirkwood West.Version: 1.9
✓ A TriumphEnviro-Bear is an interactive experience that challenges long-held conventions of the genre, while at the same time being itself a powerful deconstruction of the human experience and indeed the process of criticism itself. The game's deliberately "limited" control scheme, "poorly" rendered graphical representations and "absurd" premise ask the inter-actor to reassess his/her conception of what a "good" or "meaningful" experience can be. At the same time, like the best post-ironic work, Enviro-Bear 2010: Operation Hibernation plays with not only the signs, signifiers and signified themselves, but also with the very idea of the meaningfulness of sign-culture and in fact semiotics itself. The bear, the car, the fish, and the badger all demand to exist as things-in-themselves, connected to their own world by a dream-logic, but divorced from the world of the ludographer her/himself. Are we not all the bear, having slept our whole lives and in the Fall desperately only seeking to sleep once more? Do we not fumble about with one hand to direct the cradle of technology, using it as a blunt instrument for the most base of our desires? Is this not beautiful? Enviro-Bear 2010: Operation Hibernation cannot answer this question and would not dare to attempt it, but perhaps you can..Version: 0
✓ Great gameLoveable but strange game that only a terrorist could hate..Version: 0
✓ Most realistic simulalationerizer EVAR@!oneSimply the most realistic driving simulator ever. If you happen to be a bear..Version: 0
✓ A prince among bearsWe recently lost our pet bear and this game really helped us through this difficult time..Version: 0
✓ Endless gameplay.This game has endless depth! So far I've reached level 7 and I've seen the dizzying heights of bear with Afro and bear pimps ride with stag horns, this bear does it all single bear handedly. 5*****.Version: 0
✓ OMGWhen u eat the mushroom it turns like really good graphics but I love this game omg if u don't have it, get it now it is a must have.Version: 0
✓ Add year selectLike if u get 2 year 7 you could pick years you've completed of failed on and play witch one u want like year 1 2 3.etc 😁.Version: 1.5
✓ Finally!Good to see that finally someone has seen the need for a bear based driving / badger simulator! Quite frankly the best purchase you will make on the app store (or possibly in life).Version: 1.5
✓ There Will Be BadgersI have logged more hours playing Enviro-Bear 2010 than any other game on my iPhone 3GS. You can play it anywhere. The dentist office, funerals of people you didn't know that well to begin with, the OJ Simpson murder trial, blind dates gone awry. Doesn't matter. Talk about bang for your buck. The amount of time I have spent in this app easily outstrips the time I spend in my other favorite apps "Stocks" or "The Twitters". Unfortunately, Blinkbat Games is not a publicly traded company (yet). Whenever an IPO finally goes down, you can COUNT ME IN. Forget Skyrim and all of its pomp and circumstance, these are all of the bears I need, or want, for my hard earned dollar. A++. Anxiously awaiting a prequel to this game..Version: 1.5
✓ Operation: HiberawesomeUpon first playing Enviro-Bear 2010, you may ask yourself "What the poo is this game?". But do not fret, you will soon understand its intricacies. Such as the fact that you are a bear driving an orange sedan. Also upon first play, you will have trouble putting your foot down to drive and steer at the same time, but again, do not fret, you and the bear you are playing will soon be able to master the skillz of driving around a Northen American forest. You and the bear will share many good times including but not limited to eating fish and playing with pine cones. All in all this is a super duper groovy, yet incredibly wacky game..Version: 0
✓ Excellent bear driving simulatorI heard about this app from a review in Bear Driving Quarterly. I really trust that publication, but was a little bit apprehensive about their 10/10 rating. If you're a subscriber to Bear Driving Quarterly you know that they've NEVER given a 10/10 rating previously. I thought it might be good but not THAT good. Well, I was dead wrong! This app is in my opinion the best and most innovative bear driving simulator currently on the App Store. Everything from the ridiculously long bear paw, to the occasional badger, to the other bears driving cars around has been so excellently designed that sometimes I forget I'm actually a human being and not a bear. Amazing game, I would have gladly payed $100 for this app, it's that good!.Version: 1.5
✓ PerfectI would very much like more of these games. Please make more, I will buy them. All I care about is laughing more..Version: 0
✓ Pure goldThe graphics are astounding the gameplay flawless by far the best bear in a car game ever gran turismo is a heap of junk compared to this sleekly designed driving sim.Version: 0
✓ The premise of the gameFor those who do not understand this game you are a bear who apparently only has one arm to use and you need to enough food near it's mouth until it says hibernate then you drive to a cave to hibernate. Hint: having trouble moving? Try putting something on the gas pedal and you have to be stationary to switch to reverse. Once you get the hang of it this game is both fun and challenging..Version: 0
✓ What a game!This is a stroke of genius. Great concept. Really funny 'mock crap' graphics. Gameplay is a lot lot deeper than you initally think. Fantastic..Version: 0
✓ Beyond amazingThough it may look bad, its all just the devolpers ploy to add to the style of the game. It leave you in hysterics while you're trying to get rid of the badger in the car but the fish is stuck under the brake. And you'll be screaming at the leaves because they are blocking the path from the berries to your mouth Seriously, get this game, ive never laughed so much playing a game in my life..Version: 0
✓ I like itIt's frustratingly hard but fun too. I wish there was a way of playing it without a timer..Version: 1.9
✓ Xorn69Haha... that is the best review Xorn69 lol. As an app dev since the dawn of iOS we loved enviro bear at the office I worked at. It’s a masterpiece. It was a full flashback moment to see it on the store again. I would gnaw my left front leg off to see a sequel... maybe in the style of Mexican border crossing highway chase.. or maybe enviro bear got a job as a golf caddy, enviro bear supermarket stacker but still driving his beat up car, enviro bear office mail delivery boy, enviro bear goes to aspen and loves him some skidoo action, gator hunting on a swamp airboat with yours truly - enviro bear..Version: 1.9
✓ Just wow.This is a one I a kind game. So different in an amazing way! You will not find this anywhere else. I am happy of my purchase..Version: 1.5
✓ Pc feeling gameIt’s a ligity game and yeh.Version: 1.9
✓ IDK Why??????????I just baught this game cause of all the good reviews and im soooooooooooooo glad that i did!!! idk why but i love this game!!! Driving around in a busted while eating and's is so fun!!! it gets harder an harder as the years progress an it keeps things fresh. Buy this game.......NOW!!!!!!!! OR MY WILL COME AFTER YOU IN HIS CAR WITH HIS ONE EXTREMELY LONG OUT THE WINDOW!! . I jus wish he could also take a from time 2 timeGreat!!!!!!!!!.Version: 0
✓ Charming and funThis game has been installed on multiple iPhones over the years. It’s my go to when I have a few minutes and it always makes me laugh. Crazy and goofy and oddly fun. I’m amazed and heartened that the developer continues to update the game with support for the new os’s and devices where so many others have not. Thanks so much..Version: 1.9
✓ I'm at a loss for words.When I first heard of this game, way back during the stock market bubble of 1792, I'll admit to being flabbergasted. "A bear? Driving a car? That's whack, Jack!" Well, I've since eaten those words with a heaping side helping of amazement because this game is just that. It's a testament to hyper realism, while also subtly critiquing the social standards of today that we all take for granted. I seriously reevaluated my life after playing this masterpiece. You can, too..Version: 1.6
✓ A PhenomenonTo the people calling shenanigans on some of the reviews...this game is only for people with a sense of humor, it has all the makings of a full blown cult phenomenon. Absurd premise, hilariously crude graphics, and that bit of charm that sets it in a class of it's own, all perfectly balanced. Oh and if you can't get it to work when everyone else can, that's your fault, not the developers. The game is fantastic. Long live Enviro-Bear..Version: 0
✓ The bestThis game is probably one of the hardest, but that's why I love it. The cheesy graphics, bear, concept and music add to the constant and almost non stop humour. Although the controls are difficult, you have to take your time to get used to them and you have to be extremely patient. After you play this game, you finally understand why the 'envirobear' has his left arm tied up, you can only use his right hand for the entire game to accelerate, brake, steer, eat and toss unwanted items from your small black sedan. Top game and deserves the 5 stars I have awarded it. Give it a go, you will never see a driving game like it ever again.Version: 0
✓ OutstandingClosest to crisp and fresh you're going to get on iOS!.Version: 1.2
✓ This is the greatest game ever made⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.Version: 1.9
✓ Enviro-Bear Forever!This is the single most beautiful thing that I have experienced in my life. Never before has something of this maginitude touched my inner being in such a profound way. Am I going too far to say that a film based on Enviro-Bear should be in the works? Simply amazing. I, myself, have been learning this new driving technique, and believe that it is the way of the future. Fish and berries for everyone!.Version: 0
✓ Most realistic game everEnviro bear is life Enviro bear is love.Version: 1.6
✓ Deceptively brilliant!It looks utterly terrible. The graphics are crayons on construction paper scribbled by a second-grader with only a rudimentary sense of style, and from the screenshots a lot of you will be likely to pass this by. Don't. Really. Because underneath that poorly-drawn exterior is a game whose almost ridiculous attention to detail and absurdist humour make this a game so surprisingly and thoroughly enjoyable that you'll be playing it it repeatedly, and at the same time wondering why. The graphics are deliberately bad; they serve as a stark contrast to a game where every every action is controlled by you. You have to grab the gas pedal with your paw and push down to accelerate, or on the brake to stop; grab fish and berries and feed the bear's face with them (literally bring them to the bear's mouth), grab nuisances like bees and badgers and toss them out of the car, grab and shift the shifter to drive in reverse, grab the wheel and turn to turn the car, and more. There's actually a physics engine involved here, and some unexpected surprises. You can grab a rock to weigh down the gas pedal if you like, for example, in case you're sick of constantly taking your paw off the wheel to accelerate. Don't judge the game by its screenshots, or you'll miss out on a brilliant sleeper hit..Version: 0
✓ It is awesomeI am so happy to own this game as it is simply amazing, solid game play and wonderful graphic drive me stick me this game for more than two hours per day, more this game is really challenging, it's definitely the best game of the year. A must buy game everyone!!!.Version: 0
✓ BUY IT IF U DONT U R GAY!!!!!!THIS GAME IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE BEST!!!!!!!!!! MUST HAVE WORTH EVERY CENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!.Version: 0
✓ Best gameThis is the best game I’ve ever played and nothing will ever compare. I’ve had this game since it came out in 2010 and nothing will ever be as good as it is.Version: 1.9
✓ Ignore negative reviewers!This game is very fun. After the humor of the premise wears thin, which it hasn't for me, the game has a lot to offer, especially considering the price. The controls are fine to me, and the fact that you have only one paw to control everything is actually part of the challenge of the game and makes it fun to master. You actually feel like a bear trying to learn to drive while on a mission to fatten up in time for winter. The game has no real tutorial and rather let's you figure things out on your own. When you finally learn how to throw those damned badgers out the window, you will find yourself enjoying the game all the more. The graphics are stylistically awesome and fit well with the ridiculous nature of the game. The sound effects also add to the humor in a way. Overall, I'm very pleased with this game! So far I find that I'm playing this game as much as Peggle!.Version: 0
✓ Buy it twice!This is by far THE BEST bear driving simulator. What other game lets you drive one handed through the forest as a bear with a skyscraper haircut and a hula girl on the dash? Who needs an accelerometer or multi-touch controls? This is both intuitive AND realistic! Enviro Bear has a depth of gameplay and a graphical flair seen nowhere else on the iTunes store. So immersive, I feel like I've flown to America, bought a car and a bear suit, driven to a national park, sawed off both legs and one arm, and become one with nature! I've been playing games for nearly half my waking life over the last 18 years and can safely say that this is the best game I've ever played. Delete all your other apps and get this. Hell, quit your job and sell your family, buy a second iPhone just so you can buy this game twice!.Version: 0
✓ Challenging retro gameWith it's unique and challenging controls, enviro-bear is a fast-paced and very intense game that is unlike any other. The retro graphics give this game it's one-of-a-kind feel and lead to overall a very enjoyable experience..Version: 0
✓ RealismThe realism of this game is astounding. Never before have I seen, in such great detail, a documentary-style game about the struggles of bears in the wild. The sad faces of the other bears as you follow the story of one certain bear is heartbreaking, as they can't find enough food for the winter. It really is heartbreaking. The chosen bear, which the main story follows, turns out to be a natural born hunter and survivalist, which added a real twist to the documentary, as nobody was expecting the weedy little bear to survive for more than five minutes before an avalanche of snow covered him. Five stars for this wonderful piece of art..Version: 1.5
✓ Really funny.Version: 0
✓ Pretty funnyThis game for me when I played it either made me want to laugh or want to throw the device against a brick wall, everything about it is crazy and frustrating but strangely has an addictive appeal. I liked the strange graphics until on level 3 I ate some weird sparkly mushroom which for some reason awesomised the graphic's even more for that level! Can someone explain why that happened? I want to eat another mushroom!.Version: 1.5
✓ BrilliantA chilling, dystopic look at coming events of the year 2010. Like Bladerunner but with bears... driving cars. Honestly, this is a really fun game once you wrap your head around it. At first the controls seem strange until you realize that it actually has a very realistic physics engine and you can use and interact with almost everything around you in interesting ways. People will inevitably try it thinking its a driving game with bad graphics and give it a bad review (see below), but please try it with an open mind and give it time..Version: 0
✓ SurrealMade me laugh a lot. Looking forward for more bear driving games, or maybe chimps riding a segway or Jesus impersonating games.Version: 0
✓ BEST GAME EVER MADEEnviro-Bear 2010 is the best game I have ever played in my life. A work of art and a benchmark in game design. With such vibrant high quality graphics and intense furious gameplay it's hard to believe it's an iPhone game. If this game doesn't win an award I will seriously throw a badger in someones car while they attempt to collect fish and berries..Version: 1.2
✓ Bear in a car, you'll go far my sonWell we've all played a million and one bear driving a car while eating fish games and they've never quite lived up to the hype. This one does. Sort of. Word.Version: 0
✓ Love it!Easily the most random thing in the Appstore..Version: 0
✓ ZOMGBest game ever and it's so original!!.Version: 0
✓ A new deparure in gritty, grizzly realismPlease don't be tempted to make your own pet bear drive & eat fish, not matter how easy this game make it look. Bears should always be strapped into the back seats while driving to caves..Version: 0
✓ Like Skyrim but more betterThis is by far the game of the year. The depth of the environment is immense and the storyline will grab you and not let you go until its over. Amazing..Version: 1.5
✓ Don't eat the mushroom.My finger got quite hot trying to control the car, but asides from that, this is probably the best game in the App Store. A plus..Version: 1.6
✓ The definitive iPhone purchaseAlongside the plus one calculator this has to be the best app on the app store. I thought the plus one completed me, but only since buying this accomplishment in art have I begun to realise the errors of my ways. I cannot begin to fathom the thought and idea that went into it's production. It is truly, undenieably, awesome. This app genuinely pushes the boundaries and has set an entirely new benchmark in the bear-driving-simulator genre, a benchmark so high it's unlikely we'll ever see Enviro-bear 2010 ever topped. The controls are absolutely spot on, the realism is mirrored perfectly to that you'd expect from a bear driven car. Albeit, I think I speak for many others that a clutch and manual gearbox would have gone down a treat. Any iPhone without this ground breaking app, quite simply cannot be considered an iPhone. This is the game that defines iPhones from just about every other console on the Market. I expect to see spin offs of Enviro-Bear 2010 in shops this week surely? Not only can he drive, but enviro bear can also shoot a shot gun. As simulated in minigore. Do not hesitate. Commit to the purchase, you will not look back..Version: 0
✓ What a game.I've had this app for a number of years now, and it seems I'm always going back for more. I must have had this game on and off my phone more times than I can remember. The charm and utter madness of this game is nothing like I've seen in ANY other app. Highly recommend. I only wish I had given feedback sooner. But here I am 5 years later and I'm still having to redownload this badboy.Version: 1.7
✓ StunningThe best bear driving simulator ever made. It is also the most realistic..Version: 1.6
✓ So bad it's goodThe whole game is so random and dodgy that it just magically becomes a cult classic. Most laughs I've had in a while..Version: 0
✓ It's a bear!! In a car!You're a bear driving around in a car. What's not to like?.Version: 0
✓ The most realistic bear-driving simulator to date!I am a grizzly bear living in the North of England. I have just passed my driving test, and I must say it is without a doubt due to the help of Enviro-Bear 2010 that I managed. It includes many of the problems new drivers face every day, and I'm told the later levels challenge even professional racers to improve their skills. When I first started, I struggled due to the limitation of only having one arm, but that just means I can now drive all cool like with my arm hanging out the window and STILL manage to drive well enough to hibernate after collecting food for just a couple of minutes. In fact, the examiner in my driving test was so impressed that we now have three cubs together, which means I have had to collect food for them too, which means I have had to advance to the further levels to advance... it's a vicious circle..Version: 0
✓ Amazing experience!This is the best car simulator ever created. It's totally incredible, you'll never believe it!.Version: 1.5
✓ Just WOWWith stunning visuals and unparalleled gameplay, Enviro Bear is an absolute MUST for anybody with an IOS device. Strap yourself in for the ride of a lifetime as you delve into a world that truely blurs the line between gaming and reality. Trust me, you will not be disappointed. Hats off to the developer of this game that can only be described as shear brilliance..Version: 1.9
✓ WowAll I can say is wow! The graphics are crazily good and it feels just like you are a one armed bear driving a car! It's simply incredible, 'real racing' and 'need for speed' have got nothing on this increadibly realistic driving simulation. I agree with 'Box dog' bring on the "cripple mode!".Version: 0
✓ Thoroughly bearableThis is probably the best of what appears to be a glut of mammal-related driving simulators hitting the app store right now. My only complaint is that the levels of frustration exhibited by the main protagonist are a little unrealistic. If I were a hungry one-armed bear trapped in the 80s I'm pretty sure I would be significantly more angry..Version: 0
✓ Really is goodThis game is great fun, the graphics rock and the level of detail is fantastic - rocks and stuff stuck on the pedals press them down, you roll the car if you turn too fast and the bear getting angry is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. It really is a pretty complex game underneath it's awesome pixel art based style is cool - the badgers are seriously annoying but you can just toss them out of the car :).Version: 0
✓ I just got home from the hospital and I just don’t have my phone numberI wish the game wasn’t pixelated.Version: 1.9
✓ Amazing Experience!This is really good!.Version: 1.5
✓ Finally!For the past year I have been sifting through the top 25 games in the app store and have found them to be poorly thought out games that leave you feeling empty after you play them. Imagine my surprise when I found this little golden nugget hiding away in the depths of the app store. It was like opening my Mcdonalds takeaway bag and finding eight cheeseburgers instead of the one I ordered Also these cheeseburgers were solid gold with diamond meat paddies and the napkins provided were one hundred dollar bills. Also I am riding a unicorn. Also I am God. Playing this game far exceeds the above hypothetical scenario. Everything in this game is just so right, including: *Incredibly detailed two tone textures. *Frenzied gameplay due to well implemented time constraints. *Perfectly adjusted real world physics, heavily draws you into the experience that you actually forget that this is a game, every collision perfectly brought to life on the screen. *Absurdly clever control system makes you deeply reflect on your life and and how fortunate you are not to have bear limbs. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! sure, the experience of playing this game was amazing but once I bought this game I noticed a lot of other improvements in my life that could not be attributed as a mere coincidence: *more restful sleep at night. *more confidence at work, hello promotion. *increased hand eye coordination *spiritual enlightenment, I have since reached nirvana. *Better luck with the opposite gender. Went from a 0 - 100% success rate after purchase of this game. Do yourself a favour, buy this and notice improvements in all aspects of your life.Version: 1.5
✓ Frustrating funMy friends all play nothing but one-armed driving bear sims. I just couldn't get into the genre. UNTIL NOW!!! The innovative rabid badger feature is exactly what one-armed driving bear sims need. I'm hooked! I'll be deleting every other game from my iPhone. And all my contacts and calendar events for good measure. Nicely supports the full iPhone X screen!.Version: 1.9
✓ Super-cool!Best game ever! I like the part where I'm a bear driving round in a car..Version: 0
✓ WTHSo many developers just allowed their games to die off and stop working on iOS 11. Not these guys. Of all games, Enviro-Bear still runs. Thanks for keeping this up!.Version: 1.9
✓ It's artJustin Smith is the Andy Warhol of the app store, using talent and imagination to craft a sublime experience of comedy and gameplay that is more than it appears at first glance. Bravo!.Version: 0
✓ Tips from killer-skull12One of the annoying things about this game is you can't steer and push the peddle down at the same time. Why dosent he use his feet. Anyway the thing which I do is I put a big rock on the peddle and it seems to work. But if you can't find a big rock the timer works aswell but it dosent stay on the peddle as well as the rock. It is a great game and is EXTREAMLY realistic. .Version: 0
✓ Perfect showcase for iPhone XThis game was so far ahead of it’s time that even Steve’o couldn’t have guessed that a device like the iPhone X would one day provide the best and most realistic one armed bear driving a car simulator. I have found that the OLED screen and enhanced resolution of the phone consistently fool my brain into thinking I’m actually the bear in the orange sedan. I have even stopped identifying as having two arms..Version: 1.9
✓ Finally a game worth buying an Iphone for.I was sceptical before I got this game, but the reviews are true. It is a revolution in the bear driving simulator genre. This is also the only game that makes you think about the plight of the bears and how money is desperatly needed for the Driving Lessons for Bears Campain..Version: 0
✓ Grand Theft OsoA game so transcendentally horrible it becomes awesome, this testament to kindergarten fridge art combined with the playability of Desert Bus completes me, much like the insane gibbering of a lunatic completes the diagnosis of mental illness with all who play this game. Don't think, don't hesitate, don't play any of those other bear driving sims out there; grab this game like it was a rock and slam it onto the gas pedal that is your iPhone, and throw out your misconceptions like they're angry badgers biting your exteaordinarilly long arm. ..Version: 0
✓ ...... i just got this and i am...speechless it is sooooo awesome! BUY BUY BUY!!!!!!!.Version: 0
✓ FantasticAn epic journey as a driving bear who become best friend to a badger..Version: 1.5
✓ Very realisticSpot on graphics, solid gameplay and tactile feedback all contribute to what is easily the most realistic iPhone game out there. An added bonus is that there's other bears out there in the forest in their cars too! Yes, it's an exciting race against time AND other hungry bears!! My only critism is that the bear driving your car has one paw to steer and to press the pedals. In the next release I hope the developers will introduce a "cripple mode" where the bear is completely disabled and unable to use either paw. Then he could resort to using his teeth or facial muscles to drive the heavily modified car. But definitly what an amazing game which I'ld recommend to anyone, a great racing and eating simulator which is only enhanced by the fact the bear and his opponents all appear to be driving Toyota AE86 Truenos (hachirokus!), a wise choice!.Version: 0
✓ IndescribableSomething drew me to this app, it wad as if some force was guiding me too it. The description itself would of sold me but I decided I should check the reviews for good measure. The very first one I read said "boooo...don't buy this game!" but something just didn't fit. I continued on to read over 50 reviews of this game. People told of its ability to heal sickness, solve problems, and change lives in general. I was amazed at these miraculous accounts and chose to pay a dollar for this game. I will let you know now that I have never made a better decision in my entire life. This game opened my eyes to what life is truly about. Do not waste your time reading these numerous accounts of miracles, simply press the buy button. When you enter this game you will know true joy for the first time and understand why so many people have been changed..Version: 0
✓ This game changed my lifeI was living on the streets, before I found this game. One day, I nabbed a guy's iPhone with plans of returning it to him for some cash. But I saw this game on it and was naturally curious. When I saw this bear struggle for survival, year by year, in his highly hectic, competitive world, I knew I had to change my ways. The deep themes of this game (survival, hope, and love), along with its stunning investigations of the human (bear?) condition helped me realize the position I was in. I soon completed my GED and am currently studying economics at Harvard. I hope to get a high-ranking job at a large corporation in just a couple of years. If I could give this game 10 stars I would. Same with 100 stars. If you're looking for a game to lift you up when nothing else can, this will be a dollar well-spent. Buy this game..Version: 1.5
✓ Love itThe screenshots do not do this game justice. This is a premium bear-driving-a-car simulator.Version: 1.5
✓ Yes please...Clearly the pinnacle of mobile gaming development has been reached. This game is brilliant. Also... it's a one-armed bear who drives. But I repeat myself. If Enviro-Bear 2010 is wrong, I don't want to be right. Down-raters...if you can't see that this game and it's reviews are Comedic Genius, seriously, I can't help you. The reviews are most of the fun here. I don't recall the last time I've laughed this much...or this long. Clearly the world is a quantifiably better place because if this game. May it ascend its throne and take its place among the greats..Version: 0
✓ OmgAwesome game!!!.Version: 1.5
✓ 2010? Pfft...This is definitely worth getting! Amazingly fun (somehow) and the mechanics are wacky and fun to control. I’m glad I grew up in the PERFECT era! Where games like this are made..Version: 1.9
✓ Why waste your money on this?I don't know, but do it. This is the most hilarious game out there. Consists of poorly drawn pictures thrown together into a game about a bear driving a car. Its amazingly fun, and I don't even know how. But the whole thing just delivers a satisfying and difficult experience of fattening up and hibernating. Depending on how fast you hibernate, the forest will change next year (the next game)..Version: 1.6
✓ Best/Worst GameJust a piece of iPhone insanity. Almost uncontrollable to start (you literally control the bear's hand and nothing else). With a little practice, this is as close as it's ever going to get to actually driving a car while being a bear. Not for the discerning gamer (as a game it gets 1 star), but for a piece of iPhone amusement and uniqueness, this is up there with Noby Noby Boy. Look at the screenshots - if you don't like the way it looks, you won't like the app. For the price of a Mars Bar, this will put a smile on your face and keep your teeth healthier..Version: 0
✓ So I was in church..I was in church playing enviro-bear as I usually do whenever I'm doing anything (yes including sleeping) when my pastor saw me playing. He immediately was angry & took my iPod! I was rdy to cry until he looked at it & exclaimed it's enviro-bear! His eyes shown as the rest of his ceremony was on this game. He gave it back to me & I swear I almost had a orgasm right there haha this game is holyer than holy water that when I had my house blessed they used this game! It's also proven to cure STD's & AIDS. when will this amazement stop? My whole world has opened up since this game & my mom has started to love me, I'm getting good grades & I met Jesus a.k.a the developer, so whenever u say ur prayers thank jesus or this game..or else..Version: 0
✓ Bear-faced Chic!This game is hilarious. If you think driving games are passé, try one where you have to simultaneously steer,and accelerate using the same paw, while at the same time trying to drive through fish ponds and hedges for food as angry badgers and wasps randomly attack you without mercy. Bears were clearly never designed to drive people cars, and yet this park is full of bears driving cars (badly). It's almost impossible to control, with graphics that look like they were drawn with a mouse by a 12-year old on crack, and it is quite possibly the best game I've ever played. Keep this one going, guys- it's a keeper!! Ps if anyone knows how to get the badger out of your car, please say so. I've tried grabbing at it and bashing it with rocks so far to no avail....Version: 1.5
✓ Amazing!Ok you might think this game looks like crap and that's what I thought but once I tried it out and spent like a good 30 min playing I fell in love!! The level of hardness just fits this game and the things you can do with the items that fall in your car is awesome! There's many ways to play like you could use a rock to put on the pedal or just use your paw instead. This game is great but you have to spend time playing so you get used to playing! It's a must buy!!.Version: 1.4
✓ Purchase ThisOne of top 10 best bear-car simulation games in the app store. Perhaps even in the top 3-- and at $0.99 you can't go wrong..Version: 0
✓ If punk rock were an app......then this would be it. It's messy, it's confusing, it's disturbing, it's out-of-control. I love it!.Version: 0
✓ GoodVery good game and it is original.Version: 1.9
✓ Bear in Car vs. "Hard Earned Money"Never have I seen more useless infuriation in all my life. This game is exactly what it claims to be. Very much like the free web version. It is what it is, and what it is is a work of art--clearly. It provokes a strong response, positive or negative, in everyone who sees it or *gasp* attempts to play it. I could leave it at that--but I've a strong objection to anyone with an iPhone and contract complaining that $.99 is hard earned. This is a bear driving simulation! What kind of experience were you expecting? For one dollar? Maybe this isn't the example of everything a perfect ***** game should ever aspire to be, but it wasn't intended to be as such. It was designed for novelty and amusement as much as entertainment. And lastly, anyone unable to recognize the lap of luxury they have proven they are living in simply by virtue of the fact they are reviewing an iPhone game needs to join the peace corps. $.99, in this community, is about as hard earned as the fast food or soda pop one might otherwise spend it on is "food"..Version: 0
✓ God yes!This is by far the best BEAR DRIVING WITH ONE ARM TRYING TO COLLECT STUFF SIMULATOR on the iPod touch! (Theres also a badger :))!!!.Version: 0
✓ I haven't laughed this hard in a long timeThe sheer absurdity of this game had me chuckling for the first five minutes, and when I managed to actually get through round 1, round 2 had me laughing out loud. Yes this game is frustrating to play, but the ridiculousness of the entire situation is so over the top, it's hilarious. When you eat mushrooms, everything gets more vivid. Bang a tree in round 2? Release the angry badgers! I'm laughing just thinking about it. Here's a hint: clear the bones and pinecones off the pedals and it's easier to drive..Version: 1.5
✓ :)This is an epic game! the only complaint i have is that the driving is pretty hard there should be an update where you can change the driving sytles. so if you wanna use the original driving you can, and if you wanna have an easier way you can! other than that great game!!.Version: 0
✓ Amazing Bear Driving Sim!This has got to be the most realistic bear driving sim in the app store. Think Need for Speed, or Project Gotham Racing, except with wildlife including you: the amazing single-limbed driving bear. Words can't do this title justice, just get it. Oh and a pro tip: You don't need to choose between pressing on the gas or steering anymore! Simply drop an appropriately heavy object on the gas pedal and it's Fast and "Furryous" all the way to the winter!.Version: 0
✓ VsauseVsause brought me here.Version: 1.5
✓ SuperbProbably the best bear driving game there is. Not only that, this game pioneered RTX a decade before the PC master race..Version: 1.9
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