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South Park: Phone Destroyer™ Negative Reviews

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Fun but FlawedGreat game for free and the microtransactions aren’t even that invasive. The single player is good and the dialogue/cutscenes are hilariously typical of South Park. The major flaw that makes this a 3 star game instead of a 5 is that the PvP is rife with hackers. Normally I’d be happy just to not play online in this situation but unfortunately the single player actually gets quite tough at the end stages and you can’t hope to proceed without levelling up your cards and the only efficient way to do this is through the packs you gain by winning 3 PvP battles. Whenever I try to play online at least 2/3 of the players seem to be using the hack to stayed powered up and repeatedly fire out high energy cards while you’re still waiting to build up enough energy for one decent card to try and defend with, never mind attack. I know you can screenshot and report these people on the game forums but a) This is a lot of trouble to go to every time just for a small time killing app and b) Some players are more sly and know not to be obvious about using the hack e.g. by keeping the power level on max but only bringing out 3 or 4 powerful cards at a time unless they’re forced to defend against any effective tactics you try to use..Version: 2.3.0

Too “cliche EA”The start of the game was fun maybe a little tedious but still enjoyable for a mobile game... The problem is when you get to multiplayer where is becomes very clear that you need to either waste countless hours in this game or pay at least 30 bucks to progress to then get attacked by another person 3 levels higher that has dropped like crazy. Not balanced and not big enough. The game is too hard and unfair unlike clash of clans which are s PTW but you don’t have to pay. Whilst this is pay to play. Therefore I am not dubing it a Freemium Game.Version: 4.4.2

Getting WorseThis game gets worse with each update. The newest has made PVP so laggy that there’s no point in trying to play. Each update adds more “special purchases” making it more and more pay to win. Almost done playing altogether now..Version: 1.1.1

A bit disappointingUsed to be obsessed with this game until i realised how money based it is! you cannot do well in the game and through pvp if you do not buy the legendary cards ect which ruins the game. the biggest problem with the game is the way the PVP works. people in high levels can derank which makes it almost impossible for lower level players to get into higher ranks. and the points function after each match is highly fustrating as it is randomized and not actually based on how well you did. this has put me off this game and i do not think i will continue playing until these features can either be improved or changed.Version: 4.4.2

Too Flawed to InvestFinally leveled up characters (which becomes exponential) to level 5 and New Kid 15 and made legendary league. And just a few days there and I saw what people are talking about. Opponents’ characters will “rubber-band” after you deal a significant blow so that they reset right before your move, they don’t lose their health and they move right back to where they were... while your characters are left damaged. Didn’t see the problem before and then all of a sudden everyone I play is doing it. I have a good connection, so that’s not it, simply happened once i started playing people in legendary. Support said they are aware of the “lag issues” and are trying to fix it, heard from other players that people have learned to exploit it. Support says “use the in-app reporting tool” so I did... and then I get message saying “report limited reached for the day”... too funny, it’s so rampant they have to cap the number of reports they receive. I can’t even report on the actual number of times it happens. Silly. Maybe it is a glitch, but I’ll tell you that it’s never happened the other way around. Too much time grinding invested to put up with this crap, guess I could try and learn what other side app to run to fully exploit the lag but just don’t care enough anymore. Deleting app. Maybe they will get it right one day..Version: 2.7.5

Great... once it loadsGood fun. Great pVp and solo modes. I would provide a higher rating if it didn’t take soooo long to load. “Downloading assets” takes 20mins every time I load the game which is rediculous. I’m confident it’s not my connection. I can only put up with these long waits for so long. Dev please confirm if you’re working on this??.Version: 2.3.2

Too expensive to progressYou can't get anywhere without buying card packs and they are extremely expensive.Version: 2.8.0

Really fun, but really limitedThe game is extremely fun to play at first but it becomes apparent after a few levels that you have to invest an unreasonable amount of money in it. If you don’t win a fight you get nothing; no experience points nor upgrade materials whatsoever. This just makes the game feel as a huge waste of time, specially against the cheaters who have managed to hack the energy bar. There should be some kind of reward for strategy, because of the cheaters and because sometimes they pair you with players 2 or 3 levels above you, who have better cards and leave with no possibility to win. The way the game is designed right now makes it more compelling to just give up each time you get paired with such players..Version: 2.8.0

Got so much potential but...money hungryMy first problem is that I prefer to play the story than the online battles. Which means my only way to get new cards is to replay missions and open lockers however the game makes it almost impossible to gain any characters from the lockers without spending at least 15 cash on extra ones . ITS JUST GREEDY. And annoying the people who love your show also PvP battles need to be fought at the same level or the person with lower health will OBVIOUSLY loose!!? How could you not see that? And...... Jimmy is so over powered!!!! He's a cripple but he can move quickly? He can lower the attack of almost all of the enemy team making him almost impossible to kill without using a spell! Pair that with the rest of your cards and he's unstoppable!!!!!!! FIX IT!.Version: 2.3.0

Pay to win for a mostly single player gameI’ll start off by saying that I do think that during the normal parts of the game are fun. However, the MAJOR problem of the game becomes apparent when you reach the boss fights. Despite the game saying that you’re on the same level as them, they have significantly more health, their cards are so much stronger, and they’re able to summon cards faster than you. So your only options are either to spend hours banging your head against the wall hoping the rng of the summons work in your favor, or spending real money to hope to get better cards. Yes, you can replay past battles, but each time you beat them, they get more difficult, so eventually you’ll be hitting your head on different walls just to try and make your cards stronger. There are free packs you get every 4 hours, but the stuff you get is minimal and isn’t always gonna be what you’re looking for. Now, I usually have no problem with difficult games, as they can be really fun to beat, but there’s a fine line between difficult and unfair, and when a free to play game jacks up the difficulty so high that you feel like you HAVE to pay money when it should only be optional, that’s unfair..Version: 5.3.0

So goodIt is the best game in the world and the game has been a great experience with my family and friends in general for many months and it has made my family very much appreciate it very well.Version: 5.3.4

Worst matchmaking of any game I’ve ever playedHaven’t played in over a year so I thought I’d jump on and see if they’d improved it. It’s matching me with players 5 levels higher than me which makes it impossible to win. The guys that make this game are the Nickelback of developers. I imagine 10 monkeys sitting around in a room deciding on how they’re going to configure the matchmaking system. Completely and utterly useless. Would like a refund of the money I spent. Thought they would have fixed this game within a year. Worst game I’ve ever played I my entire life..Version: 3.3.0

.....Was great game until my whole progress got wiped... uninstalled.Version: 2.0.2

Cyborg tower sucksThis game is pay to win and cyborg tower should be nerfed for its cost..Version: 5.3.4

Dumb that pvp is manditoryNot impressed by mandatory pvp. Love the game, but hate any form of pvp. Should be optional..Version: 1.1.0

Not really a ‘mobile’ gameAlthough the game itself is great and really fun to play, I can’t bring myself to give it more than 3 stars, because it’s impossible to play on the move. The point of a game on your mobile phone is so that you can play it anywhere you have internet, right? Well in the case of this game, it is constantly trying to ‘download assets’, which takes long enough on a wireless connection, but on a mobile connection you could be waiting for 10-15 minutes! Not to mention the fact that it will eat up your data allowance for the month. If only this factor could be fixed somehow, I would be willing to give it a higher rating, but I have lost count of the amount of times I’ve tried to play this game and been disappointed due to this problem..Version: 2.1.0

THE GRIND.It’s still funny and the game is fine it’s just there’s waaaayyyy too much grinding to do. The amount of resources that I get is so little for just so many card options..Version: 5.3.4

Horrible GamePvP will put you up against someone out of your class and force you to win another match to advance..Version: 1.1.0

But in the codeThere is a bug in the code of this game where it says check your internet connection when you have a good internet connection but it works good for for really bad internet (I tried to explain this as best I can).Version: 5.3.4

Good game but pay to play and pvp unbalancedI love South Park and do like the game. It’s sort of like clash royal. Getting cards and upgrading them. But the only thing about this game is the pay wall. The game gets hard. I don’t mind playing a game that requires strategy to win but in this game. It requires strong cards. I hate the fact that in the story mode. The computer is summoning cards you have no way of obtaining unless your willing to pay. And these are good cards with strong effects. I’m stuck on Kyle at lvl 26 because he is OP. Also, after you win you have to select 3 lockers out of many and hope you get at least 1 of the 3 best cards available in the lockers at that time. PVP is just unbalanced, your forced to play pvp to move further in the story mode. I was lvl 2 and played my 2nd match and the opponent I was faced with was just OP all around. He summoned the wolf and none of my cards could beat him. I may delete this app and just play my dragonball z legends. Now that game is epic !!!! Also clash royal did this style of play much better. Only thing with South Park that’s better is the story mode but again, story mode gets hard. Overall a good game but be prepared to pay or do massive grinding..Version: 2.8.0

Device configuration not support post updateI too have that message, sadly it’s only because of the update, it has caused a lot of iOS users to lose the ability to play the game, if your phone has ever been rooted or jail broken you lose the ability to play the game even if you no longer are rooted or jail broken. A lot of iOS users are also having this issue even without ever being jailbroken. A lot of people including myself believe their needs to be a patch very soon to fix this issue or Ubisoft and all affiliated teams will lose out on hundreds of thousands of dollars, I was greatly enjoying the game myself and can no longer play I’m on an iPhone 6s Plus and running iOS 11. Something. I hate that I can’t play yet my fiancé who has an iPhone 6s can play running the same iOS. This issue needs to be addressed and they need to fix it to where all users who have been playing without cheating can play not just get all ban happy for people who never cheated, they can check server versus phone data to find out who did or didn’t cheat and fix this issue, I know it’s time consuming but Ubisoft and affiliated teams should do this not just for the money they are losing but out of the pure fact that it’s good customer service..Version: 2.1.0

Only play if you’re willing to pay.Interesting that this game is themed off of South Park considering that they had an episode that was centered on pay to play games (and that Matt Stone and Trey Parker would sign off on this) but here we are. It was because of that reason that I thought this game would be different from the rest in that you could progress at a somewhat even rate if you didn’t want to pay extra or you could take the fast track and drop a few dollars here and there but don’t expect to progress much pass level 7 unless you’re willing to drop money (continuously) to get card packs. It’s starts out like all the rest where you get upgrades at an accelerated rate just enough to hook you in before it quickly dwindles off and the levels become too hard to progress. You have to replay levels to get resources for upgrades but every time you win a level, the next time it gets harder. All that on top of “luck of the draw” system for winning the resources which means that more often than not, you won’t get what you need. The story is true to south park form which is the only reason it gets the stars that it does. To the developer: I understand it’s a free game and you want to make money but there’s no balance..Version: 2.9.5

Embarrassing that a PvP game was released with so many issuesThe amount of issues that this game has is ridiculous. Yeah it’s brand new and every game has their kinks but it’s no excuse. Opponents gaining energy faster than you, your characters just freezing and the game crashes at the worst times! I played it and someone threw out 15 energy worth of characters in about 2 seconds when the max is 10. Clearly hackers and just terrible programming has been involved. Trey Parker and Matt Stone have let themselves down with this malarkey. Probably had nothing to do with it whatsoever but it’s their brand and they have sold out into the freemium market. I severely hope they just shut this game down and stand true to their ethics and thoughts about the freemium industry. If not they should just commit suicide and be done with it.Version: 2.0.2

Not for me thanksI’m a huge South Park fan, the intro was good, the graphics are crisp and clear, but the gameplay wasn’t as I expected, I should have paid closer attention to Picts, not my style, but give it a shot, make your own mind up, you may like it, don’t take my 3star rating to heart, San Andreas I gave a 5, and asphalt8,.Version: 2.1.0

An honest review from a long time playerSouthpark phone destroyer is an excellent mobile game that delivers the feel of clash of clans with the southpark humor. Casual, it’s an excellent game that has hours of exciting single player levels. Besides pve, the bread and butter of SPPD is its Pvp system, which pins you against multiple players around the region. In addition, each win gives you a star towards your new rank, such as wooden, bronze and silver. Unfortunately, once crossed the threshold into legendary rank, which is seen as a very meta heavy based area, many of the cards you used to climb into legendary becomes non viable with in the meta. Furthermore, the level of cards also plays a large role with in the game, regardless of strategy. Currently, there are four playable themes to choose from. Each has it own unique Strategy for that theme. For a new player that seeks to play in the meta, their best bet is to use adventure with sci-fi or fantasy and avoid playing mystical at all cost, which has been the the weakest theme for many seasons. Update: surprise! mystical got a buff to 4 of their cards, unfortunately, those cards are still bad and is still not worth using. The devs’ hearts were in the right place but buffing card’s hp doesn’t really do much in a fast pace, high damage removal meta. My advice to anyone who’s planing on playing remains the same. Balance doesn’t really exist just as yet..Version: 2.7.5

South Park appThis app would’ve been a 5 but it won’t let you update it.Version: 2.1.0

Crashing updateGreat game but since last update it keeps crashing. And am I seeing things or are the free packs costing coins??.Version: 1.1.0

Great game, BUT... spend money, a lot, or you will not be able to progress laterI don’t mind spending a little or more money on a good game, and this game is really well designed and fun to play, addictive as heck, but once you get up to the high 40’s in PVP, at least myself, I just can’t advance, there’s so many lower levels that have higher characters and higher levels as well, that have had to have paid their butts off for these High level epic characters... especially these level 11, 12 people with all higher level chars than myself at level 15 and they are very difficult to win against due to their level 3 Epics and more. The go to for these people are nun Randy level 3, pope Timmy to revive him, level 3 program Stan and some others in those themes. Anyway, the game matches you up against these people who have much stronger characters, and you just can’t get passed it, unless you’re ready to sink a LOT of money into buying card packs. I’ve already spent enough on this game that I’m not going to spend up to hundreds more cause the matchmaking blows at high levels. Anyway, fun game till high 40’s, just can’t get to legendary without $$$$$$$$$$$$$. as AWESOM-O says LAME.Version: 2.8.0

Needs fixingGame keeps freezing when trying to open first pvp card pack.Version: 2.1.0

Beware! Don’t spend moneyGreat game. Absolutely fun to play. Absolutely addictive. Love it. But... the game is ruined in that an opponent you fight against in pvp play can abruptly terminate your match by somehow disconnecting your game mid play and you are always the player that automatically takes the lose and lose points towards progression leaving you stalemated. Until the developers fix this problem, it’s *absolutely not worth paying for* anything they offer. It’s like chasing the dragon in “Heroine hero”... you never catch the dragon. So is progressing in this game so long as sore losers can cheat you out of winning and the game developers do nothing about the **Major** problem. It’s been years now and they haven’t solved this issue. Graphics are amazing. Game play is amazing. I believe you will enjoy as I continue to enjoy 2 years playing so far, but please don’t waste any of your real money until they do something about the ***Major pvp problem***. I’m sick and tired of it already, but so long as I spend no more real money I’m ok with continuing to enjoy the game. Do yourself a favor! SPEND NO MONEY, but enjoy it for free..Version: 4.9.1

Ubiscam: Master of the shameless money grabThis game is just another classic example of Ubisoft’s ridiculous greed. This isn’t a freemium a game, it’s a license to steal money from people with nothing better to do. The fact Ubiscam is allowed to use a brand like South Park to rip people off is absolutely horrifying. I dare you to try being a free to play player on this app. You won’t get anywhere. It doesn’t feel right even calling this a game. This “game” is just designed to drain as much money as possible out of every players pocket. The game is riddled with constant promotions trying to get you to buy their garbage micro transactions. Here’s the best part: A single copy of a standard epic card is 400 cash from the store. Essentially, this means Ubiscam values a SINGLE epic card at $5. Beyond disgusting. Keep in mind you need 3 single copies to upgrade a card from level 1 to level 2. That’s around $15 for a base upgrade. People, there’s a reason Ubiscam has such a reputation. This company overvalues and underdesigns all of their games on purpose in order to try and corner their players into making micro transactions. This game is disgusting and so is Ubisoft. Don’t waste your time with it unless you want to play a game that’s designed to frustrate you and get you to pay real money..Version: 4.6.2

Pretty bland...This game is not fun. And that's on purpose. Without buying things this is a pretty boring game that so shamelessly wants to exhaust you into submission that it encourages you to play each boring level 15 times each so you, "don't miss the good stuff." But it's luck of the draw whether you pick the right three right consecutive lockers with the "good stuff" in them, otherwise they're just pretty paltry rewards that don't do much at all. There are also levels in the single player game that FORCE you to play p2p. I can't help think that South Park, which had an episode about this micro payments thing is now just super aware and super cynically going ahead and doing something they condemned to their own fans. This could have been fun as a complete game, with proper game design, that I would have paid for but it's wretched, broken and oozing with the stench of freemium..Version: 2.1.0

Cool first player, problematic PVPSouth Park is great and all, but you gotta force PVP? I remember looking on tumblr someone saying this was a game where you play with the characters and chat with them, kinda. The single player is cool but it's very problematic when you are forced to go into PVP just to continue the story. PVP isn't that fun when you're going against people who are higher level than I am or somehow hacking the game. For example, I went against someone who kept spawning in characters with high energy then spawned more characters. It almost seemed like they had infinite energy. Then I encountered someone who spawned Ike and Ike wouldn't take any damage. I had Mimsy and Cartman attacking Ike and many times Ike fell down to only come right back up. My last example is that when I was fighting someone who was close to death then out of no where Kenny appeared on my screen and it seemed like the game froze but when Kenny disappeared, I went from barely missing 3 bars to one hit and I'm dead. Not sure if the person did that or the game glitched. Other than that, I enjoy single player and I like how easy it is to get coins and in-game money..Version: 2.0.2

Not for free playersI really want to like this game. It' looks and starts out fun. But the pay wall is severe once you get to level 6 / pop rank 10 if you don't spend money you will never make it past. The game doesn't have an energy system which is good... but they lock you out of grinding by raising the levels of past defeated stages till the stage is to high of a level for you which means pay them money or no progress. Game crashes every time you try to transition from pop to deck editing. Events are supposed to be fun but are based on Pvp wins only so if you can't win against people who have clearly payed a lot of money you will never be able to get any rewards.. sadly I am not good at the game which means event rewards will never be obtainable for me. Match making puts you against players between 1 level below your rank and 3 levels above you. I have lost many matches where the opponent only summoned one creature and every creature I had including my commander couldn't kill it. I think the game would be playable if they didn't lock you out of grinding. They give you free packs every 4 hours but it'll take days before you can upgrade even a single character and it probably won't even be the one you wanted. Battles are very uneven.. whoever gets board control first will probably never lose it. I grew up watching South Park the game is later out to take advantage of your love of the franchise and then frustrate you until you pay money to enjoy or progress....Version: 2.1.0

Swing and a miss from the Canadian devilSwing and a miss. This is a reasonably fun game with funny show references, and a lot of great humour. So why 2*s you may think, well I started progressing through the game and as soon as pvp is available to you, I assure you will realise the matchmaking is terrible. the worst of any game iv played and I have played thousands, this has primarily been caused by developers setting different prices for purchases for people further into the game. so old ptw vets end up against you in your first fight on the game with level 2s vs level 7s this has been like this for a long time and to keep the ptw crowds happy it stays like it. this is the largest imo but by no means the only issue ruining the games potential new kid damage incompetence so opposed sides take o damage yet you get wiped each bar earning rewards for the game to bug out and not give you them even pve progress is stunted by the aggressive egregious monetisation Hope you like RNG and hope you’re luck all the progress on this game depends on it.Version: 3.3.0

Waste of time. Shameless cash scamHow this game works. It punishes you the longer you play without spending money by PvP matching on total wins. Either pay over £100 per month until you get Stan of many moons. Alternative, once you get to PvP rank 3200 and if you haven’t paid the cost, you are playing people with all the cards your hours of play will never get you, so die constantly. If you are level 15-18 vs level 11 with a credit card, get ready for frustration and unfair game play to the max. They regularly do events where 70% of the cards you need to participate are paid for cards, This is one of those give you loads of cards but you have to pay for upgrade material or the cards can’t be improved. Don’t spend any money on this game!!.Version: 5.0.0

Great game let down by cheating in PvPWhat's there not to love about South Park - Phone Destroyer. The premise of the game is really good and the graphics are great. The humor is definitely up there with the TV series and it was enjoyable to play until I started playing the PvP matches. Sadly the developers have allowed (by unintended design I presume) for cheaters to hack into the PvP game and boost their energy immensely resulting in them being able to deploy a huge amount of troops into the battlefield. Any genuine player is disadvantaged immediately (you cannot win) and quite frankly it's left a sour taste in my mouth. As PvP is a critical component of this game I no longer wish to play it. The cheaters have ruined this game!.Version: 2.2.0

Issues driving me MADDDDD!!!!!FINAL STRAW - After grinding for ages trying to get my guys to the lvl 5 through the pain of issues below, thinking if I get to PVP L level it will just be strategy cos 5 is tops, today I fought someone and they had a level 6. Screw this game. Im not grinding anymore. There isn't enough characters or anything interesting to make it worth it. Could have been great! PREVIOUS - The last few weeks in PvP matches characters get stuck, you hit the opponent and their energy goes down then magically back up, I can attack with a group of level 4s and a similar group of 2/3s can easily beat me, my Dwarf rarely actually totally destroys/mains anyone anymore, yet others dwarves kill me outright, and I've never ever been able to change costume!!! Reinstall of app etc does nothing. I've given it 3 stars as it's been fun while it worked ok but think this is the end of the road....Version: 2.3.2

Very unpleasantHorrible, you will hate your self for it! I love South Park but this is horrible very unevenly matched! They want you to spend money and that won’t help your deck anyway! Boycut this!!!.Version: 2.8.0

Giving A Fair ReviewThis game is a mixed bag. To put it simply, I’ve been playing this game for 3 days. Saw an advert pop up, thought it looked similar to stick of truth and decided to download it. Managed to clear western, sci-fi and first part of Jew-ninja without much issue with the characters I had, in the space of 3 days. I also managed to successfully win a lot of PvP matches. Now why is it a 3 star review? Well this game is heavily RNG based. You have to HOPE to get cards. You have to HOPE that your team can defeat the enemy. You have to HOPE the packs you get aren’t uselsss PvP needs to be tightened up, as in using the level the player is up to in single player to determine who you match up to. It will then have people at a similar level, rather than 3-5 levels above. As for the paying method. I don’t mind it so much. It’s there if you want to take advantage of it and it’s there if you don’t. I do believe that there should be two different league for people who pay and who don’t. Even though that might defeat the purpose of “paying to get ahead”, it’s also not fun for those who just want to play and grind up, to constantly make no progress by over powered buyers..Version: 4.4.2

PvP is pure bsIf you don’t cheat you will rarely win, if you don’t pay you will rarely win, and if you don’t have laggy connection you will never win. PvP is completely screwed up, how can anyone upgrade character or be able to win matches when you got people (basically like CoC) paying cash for everything its a money cash-grab scam that playing with your love of a show and uses it to beat you and your wallet down. I can’t blame them cause they are smart for doing it but at the same time, you would have tons of people paying for things if you made it at least fare for people who don’t have the money to be able to keep up with others who waste their money away and don’t even try to grind as hard as people like me. Its ridiculous that i get put up against 3 lvl highers than me and 1 lvl below me yet they have 1 creatures that tanks over everyone and then they lag hard af and win Its complete bs. How do you expect people to give this game 5* when you cant even take care of what needs to be done. I love the campaign but its not fare that after everytime you reattack the stories that they get harder instantly, i mean you have a meter bar and yet it jumps from green to red in a sec and you only play the mission twice , thats nonsense why wouldnt you make it longer for others to be able to grind and actually work harder at idea of playing to win not paying to win. Think about your players not their wallets and make the game fair..Version: 2.1.0

MehIt's alright, verrrry pay to win oriented (any pack with a chance of a high level card will cost you close to $30) and forces you to play pvp (it won't let you advance in the game if you don't and you have to win to progress so you could potentially be stuck in the same spot for days). If you've got a few minutes on lunch break this is a fun little time waster. Otherwise go play fractured but whole or stick of truth..Version: 2.0.2

Zero UpkeepHaving played the game since it’s release more than 4 years ago, I’ve witnessed a rapid decline in the quality of my experience in the past 2 years. The main reason being that the game’s general quality and integrity haven’t been maintained by the developers, with the player base having to settle with a continuous influx of false promises and in more recent days, zero communication at all. The main focus of the devs is to invent new (often overpowered cards) and sell them before nerfing them once you’ve spent your hard earned cash. This is often the only new content we receive every couple of weeks, with dozens of the game’s serious bugs and imbalances often being ignored. Every other event these days is just another recycled event. Many of the game’s cards are unbalanced with the vast majority being borderline useless in the upper levels of the ladder. The game’s core focus relies on a Team versus Team structure with unfair game mechanics that result in lucky or unlucky overflow brackets where teams often face up against each other with a handicapped number of players. I’d advise anyone to not even bother..Version: 5.3.4

Crashes constantlyI’m playing on iPhone 7, it’s just crashes every couple minutes and it takes a very long time to open, the game is almost unplayable... when it works it’s great but it isn’t worth the issues, I’ll wait around for this to be fixed, I won’t waste money on this until it’s fixed, tried on iPad and my iPhone and I have the same issue. When the app is reopened it says “downloading assets” and takes around 7 minutes to do that EVERYTIME I OPEN THE APP!! Please fix!.Version: 2.0.2

Fairly frustratingPhone Destroyer definitely lives up to its name when I find myself so frustrated that I want to smash my phone in a fit of rage like Kenny does in the game. Although I know that the game is still new it does come with its own end of annoying bugs or problems I found with the game. During pvp sessions I have found that my enemies characters have issues taking damage, or have found that some of my characters have been frozen in place after I brought them out and so they become completely useless during the battle and a waste of energy. PvP matching systems are in most cases fair but I have found myself with misfortune of being paired against someone who’s ranking is significantly higher than mine. Finally the story mode is fun to play but replayability becomes hard when I’ve repeated a level in hopes of better rewards and I’m only at level 5 and the enemies are already way stronger than mine when they barely posed a problem each level before mine and it’s not like getting upgrades for cards is an easy concept when my only methods are limited to making financial transactions, engaging in pvp combat and hoping I can get 3 wins for a pack, the occasional free pack, which is nice, or praying to god I get lucky with pve at higher rankings and manage to grind up high enough to get “better” loot drops. The game is fun to play but it’s slowly driving me mad..Version: 2.1.0

Exposed the developers as the cheaters in pvpI had been playing for a while and realized there were a lot of cheaters on pvp that the developers just happen to overlook and not do anything about. Then I contacted there support number directly no help at all. After a few months I contacted a hacker friend of mine who traced some of the IP addresses of “players” as I pointed them out and to our supprise it came back to a server which address is the exact same address as customer support for this game where the “developers” are suppose to help you. After further digging my account for the game got deleated and then I found what really disturbed me the developers use bots that cheat to get people to pay more money on in app purchases then once you spend enough they disable the bots for a short amount of time. Then when you report the cheaters they blame you and your connection in a fetal attempt to appear to be a free to play game when in reality it attempts to mask that the fact it’s really pay to win altogether do not waste your time and money I assure you I’ve done the reasearch don’t be fooled by these low life’s. They also recently “updated “ the game so card packs and prizes are based on rank which you lose in pvp if you don’t win. They now kick you from matches often blaming your connection so you lose matches again a pathetic attempt to further there cash grab..Version: 3.1.0

Hacker heavenGreat single player but if u want pvp action just hack the game like everyone else. It’s so obvious they are hacking but the devs don’t do anything about it. I’ve seen players play 8 cards at the start when max energy is 10 and most cards cost 3, opponents health never change, hits don’t register on opponents cards, I could go on but u get the picture. Worst thing is that u have to win pvp matches to progress the single player. please remove this or sort out the detection system to make this game great otherwise you loose more than the few 1000 players you have lost already (check the other reviews). I’m also not a fan of pay to win format but that’s not going to change as this is the world we live in now, although I believe we should separate them from non paying players but that would only annoy the people who pay to win because they have less of a chance to win. In summary if your looking for a game that requires skill and tactics look elsewhere as this is just a money making machine or hack it to give yourself a chance......Version: 2.2.0

HelloIt would be really awesome if you put a new upgrade card in cartmans shop. Like a card where you can trade in 2000 coins for 300 tickets or something like that. Please take this under consideration. Love the game though..Version: 2.9.6

Bad gameBad game with bad PvP system where you only fight people with 3x better cards yours and has over 2000 trophies where you are only at 1400. And your like lvl 6 while some people like lvl 10-12.Version: 5.3.2

Slow, very very slowThis could be a really good game if it didn’t take a good couple of minutes too load the app. It’s always downloading crap! Seriously what is are all these assets it needs? Cuts to a loading screen when moving anywhere in the game. Needs some serious optimisation to make this worth playing. I also think that after the first time you play a level in the campaign they don’t need to introduce the boss character every time you progress through the difficulties of that level. If these get resolved in future release I will re-review and hopefully can give it more stars as I do enjoy the game when I eventually get through all the waiting..Version: 2.1.0

PVP couldn’t be any more unbalancedI wanted to give this game 5 stars I really did. Story mode is solid. PVP in the early stages is relatively balanced and good fun. Got a good few hours of fun out of this game.. but unfortunately the higher you level up the more unbalanced the matchmaking process becomes. The game has become unplayable. I have level 4 characters and I keep getting matched players with all level 5 and/or level 6 characters... I see no way you can achieve level 6 without spending a TON on card packs. I’ve put serious hours into the game so it feels like a bit of a slap in the face. In the end had to delete. Had a great run.. but matchmaking has gradually become worse and worse..Version: 2.7.5

Fun at first, then blahThis is really fun and entertaining at first, then you reach about new kid Level 8 and everything changes. The story is still okay, although your starting deck draw becomes much more important. It’s the PVP that becomes virtually useless. Right around Level 8 you begin to draw pay players/higher-level players at about a 4 to 1 ratio. They will somehow play nearly twice as many cards with no energy boost, their kid will attack 50% more than yours, they can use the card boosts more often, and all of their cards are at least twice as strong as yours (even the same ones). Once you reach Level 8 and go into PVP, you know you’re losing before the match even begins if your opponent is at least the same level. It doesn’t matter what kind of deck you use, how you play, or in-match strategy - you just suddenly can’t compete against 80% of other players. To me, that just kills the entire game. It seems like a recurring theme in most apps with PVP, the matchmaking algorithm is likely oversimplified and doesn’t take enough factors into account to ensure competitive gameplay. A real shame, since this could be a really entertaining app..Version: 5.1.0

Hackers and nerfed.Hackers galore and nerfed cards unless you spend money. Don't waste your time.Version: 1.1.0

Was funWas really fun till latest update, now none of my characters charge attacks work, takes 3.5 seconds to charge energy slot where it used to be 2. Haven't been able win a single pvp battle since update.Version: 1.1.0

App crashsCool game but the app crashes all the time during a game or opening packs.Version: 5.0.0

Fun but money grubbing affects playIt’s got a good story mode. Which you can play over and over. But the real action is in PvP mode and teams. Constant readjustment of certain cards (players) strength etc means building a good deck only to have it demolished by new cards (which obviously cost money). People spend a LOT in this game to keep up. The super heroes theme that was introduced about 6 months ago saw many just quit. The actual South Park episode only micro transactions is pretty accurate. It was great to see the. Rip on their own game..Version: 5.3.1

Game is brokenI love all the South Park games and I was exited to see a free phone app. However the games tutorial is broken and I cannot progress or do anything at all. When I won the first pvp match it forces you to open a card pack for winning you cannot do anything else but when I click open pack it says connection failure to server then I cannot click anything. Have restarted and re-downloaded app but it’s still completely broken. Pls fix otherwise the games alright..Version: 2.1.0

DisappointedI keep getting “waiting for opponent” then it opponent has left but I lose a star and my rank goes backwards. This happens frequently now. Tried to contact but near impossible..Version: 2.6.3

No soundWhen i play it, it has no sound and i go to settings and there is a sound setting..Version: 5.3.4

It went downhill...The game was super fun at the beginning, collecting cards, fighting enemies. Really good. Then later on in the game I came across “The amazingly Randy” boss fight (Episode 10, level 46) Now, I don’t know what I’m doing wrong. I have a lot of tanks and distance attackers and even spells such as Power Bind and Fireball, but no matter what I do, I always get screwed over by either: The chickens or the gosh dang Electric Tower. If I go for the chickens, the tower attacks me, If i go for the tower, the chickens destroy me. I get each level is suppose to be harder then the level before but like, remove the electric towers, please. I’ve been stuck on the same level for about a month now. Please nerf the level..Version: 4.8.0

In desperate need of a tradings systemI have been playing since Superheroes first came out, and I haven’t spent a lot of money on this game and I only use my cash to buy battle passes and occasional cards, but I have to say this game becomes nearly impossible to play without having higher leveled cards. I haven’t had a single Level 2 Legendary, Level 4 Epic, Level 5 Rare, or a Level 6 Common. I’m at Rank 18 because I’ve donated every cards, and I rarely win battles because how awful my low-leveled cards are and how much upgrade items and cash it requires to go even further, even if I open small occasional free packs, it’s never something good. It’s just cards I don’t use and cards that the community knows are terrible, and the only solution to this if the game introduces a card trading system. Donations are too slow to level them up, and packs never give you anything good. I’m tired of having being beaten by people who think they’re better than me because they have a Level 6 Space Warrior Token or a Level 4 Amazingly Randy, and I swear they need to nerf those Canadian fart fetishists Terrance and Phillip— I can't wait until they’re killed off in the show. So yeah, okay game, but it may just be me, but card drops are garbage. I don’t have patience and I’m not spending any money..Version: 4.6.3

DecentIt's a decent game but there are so many flaws. For one like everything nowadays it's centrally focused on micro payments. There is ways to get through the game without having to use these micro transactions but it makes the game a whole lot more tedious and quite frankly, boring. Need to improve on the basis of the game. What would make you think it's a good idea to get people to play through 4 "story" fights just to do a few pvp matches to unlock the next few fights. Improve upon this game greatly and I shall change my opinion. At the present point in time it's just a pointless game taking up space on my phone..Version: 2.0.2

Great game... except...Fun game, when it works. Right now whenever I play a PVP match the end results in an error message “battle results invalid” and all my points get lost..Version: 5.3.4

Great game on its last legsGreat game that will never reach it’s full potential. Sad.Version: 5.3.4

Match makingI play pvp but I get in match’s with players with gold cards I have rare and epic cards.Version: 4.4.4

Match makingThe only reason why I will never play this game again is that I always get put against people 9 levels ahead of me and I get slaughtered. Please fix and I will probably play again.Version: 4.0.0

AlrightRuns smoothly, good humour but very repetitive and the PVP is unfair because I have always had to verse 1 or 2 levels higher than my own level which makes it hard to rank up.Version: 2.2.0

Fun Game - Too Many HackersThis is a fun game to play, and has the true spirit of South Park at it’s core, but...there is clearly a problem with some players obviously playing with a hacked account. There should be no way that an opponent can have 3 to 4 more characters in play than you, especially when you have a similar deck...let alone have only half of the amount of your base characters health bar, and still win by swarming you with an unbelievable number of fighters, with you unable to score in reply. I’m not a novice, have been playing for almost two years, and am over Lvl 50 in the game, but still find myself desperately defending my ‘New Kid’ from being bombarded by multiple enemy characters, regardless of unleashing my own attacks after they should be out of energy, having just unleashed a barrage of ‘energy expensive’ characters of their own..Version: 4.2.0

PvPPvP needs to be updated and maybe reworked.Version: 2.3.0

Unable to playJe suis incapable de jouer l’application me dit hors connexion tout le temps.Version: 5.3.4

ExpensiveI have played this game for three years when I downloaded it back in 2020 during the pandemic. It was really fun and addicting and I had no problems affording and spending money on this app. However, recently the app has taken a turn. While all my other apps work just fine, South Park phone destroyer grew too many glitches and technical issues. The game stopped connecting so I had to delete and reinstall several times. The screen would some times freeze when waiting for an opponent y to o begin a battle. What was worse of these recent issues was when I would win a battle it didn’t let me progress in rating and would give me invalid results. Ultimately, to avoid spending more money on this app, I went back to gaming on consoles like the PS 4, where the games only cost $50 and you can enjoy them so long as you keep them and your game console is still operating. Even than, a gaming console would only cost you $500 to $800 (PS 5). Nonetheless, I have spent well over $4000 on this app in the last three years and the support crew and developers can’t fix these issues or even address a customer with conversation. They just have a robot who reports your issues. The game is fun and addicting, but very expensive!.Version: 5.3.4

Excellent game with a few problemsAs a huge fan of South Park, I have been seriously addicted to Phone Destroyer since it came out. In terms of a freemium game, it's done brilliantly. There is obviously a huge benefit in terms of paying to play, but it isn't a necessity. Unlike most freemium games too, there isn't a time limit, meaning you can play as much as you like. The only problems I've encountered so far involve the game crashing occasionally. Something incredibly annoying is that he characters don’t instinctively defend you. Even if they’re right next to an enemy attaching you, they’ll usually walk forwards and ignore them. It’s ridiculous. EDIT Can you also PLEASE update to game to make it optimised for iPhone X? I’m sick of having around 3 inches of blank screen. EDIT Wow. You’ve managed to make having an iPhone X almost unplayable. The home swipe doesn’t disappear while you’re playing, and it’s next to your cards. So half the time you want to play a card you end up closing the app. 1 star until this is fixed. I’m also not a fan of how things look anymore. You just zoomed out of everything. The lockers look stupid now especially. The amount of games I’ve lost now because of the new layout is ridiculous..Version: 2.2.0

Game keeps crashing!!!I have an iPhone 7 and every time I play the game it crashes. Sometimes it happens instantly, sometimes I can play for around 10 minutes before it crashes. In the past 30 minutes alone, it has crashed on me FIVE times. I had unlocked a dual mystery card pack from the PVP event and I selected Superheroes and Adventure yet after it had crashed, it changed my options automatically to Fantasy and Mystical!!! Not happy that I can’t make MY choices in rewards. I have spent a lot of money on this game and I want to be able to enjoy it without all the constant crashes! Please fix this urgently..Version: 4.6.3

Game balance needs workThematically this is a great game for SP fans. The voice work and scripting is all great, character design and gameplay design are spot on. Unfortunately the semi pay-to-play aspect needs a lot of addressing. In PVP you’re matched with similar-level players, but certain high power cards available in random draws or pay-to-win sales can give some players a huge advantage, even at the same level. If you miss out on some cards early on it can be extremely hard to come back. At certain points you have to win a specific number of PVP games to unlock more of the story mode, meaning you can face a dead end of resources and often hoping to win more by luck than skill. A shame..Version: 2.1.0

Garbage the bad kind STAY AWAYHackers everywhere you will lose game instantly or just before you win boom all your health is gone and defeat. Even with evidence and picture the UBI non-existent support does nothing. STAY AWAY..Version: 1.1.0

Maybe worth a couple of hoursYes they shamelessly want you to pay-to-play and you know what? I actually appreciate that they’re so shameless about it. I am sad that there is no option to grind your way through, or that option gets incredibly slow incredibly quick. I’m a week or two in and it’s too much for me. I liked the story and the references were fun, heck the games weren’t even bad sometimes. But the constant bugs make me so unwilling to make any purchase anyway. Game crashes, connection errors, now I can’t play because I can’t update for whatever reason. Take away message, probably not worth your time. Hopefully in the future they’ll work out some kinks and focus more on enjoyability of play rather than on cash-grabbing. You know how much money League of Legends makes?! You know how much they charge for their game?! Haha.Version: 2.4.1

Way too much needs to be fixed.I originally liked this game and now had to change my review to one star. The initial game play is fun. Then it gets incredibly difficult because the cards you want to level up are somehow so rare that you’ll never find them. Now that you can’t level up your characters, you can’t move on in the game unless you play PvP. This is the absolute worst PvP experience in any game I’ve ever played. I don’t think I have ever experienced once a fair matchup. I got up to level 7 for my character and 21 in PvP. However they would pair me against level 9 and 10 players! I would play and lose 20 matchups in a row because their cards were much more powerful and they would steam roll anything I played. Then comes in the glitches. Many times I would play a card and the character would just stand there doing nothing until my opponents characters killed him. Then halfway through a matchup the opponents characters would freeze and then jump across the playing field and be destroying my character while the others on the field slowly walked over to try and help. On top of that the game has crashed and closed itself a bunch of times. After writing this review I have deleted the game from my phone. I love South Park and I’m a huge fan of the games for my PS4 but this is an atrocity. Do not waste your time..Version: 2.2.0

Pay to win, full of bugs, useless customer serviceThis game was fun for a week or two, but now it’s like banging your head against a brick wall. The PVP matchmaker is a joke, constantly matched with players 3 or 4 levels higher than you with cards that just walk through your team. Even against similarly levelled players, there seems strange occasions where they can play 15-20 energy worth of cards an you have barely played your 10. Another new feature of the matchmaker is that you lose rating for a win...this is pretty dumb and stops you climbing the pvp ladder even if you’re successful. The bugs really ruin it though; opponent cards coming back to life and jumping all over the battlefield because of lag and poor connection - incidentally an issue none of my other online games have over the same connection. To top it all off, if you want to complain or report an issue/player, the customer service is terrible. Standard response is ‘sorry, we’ll look into that/pass your feedback on’ but nothing seems to change. All in all, a fun game for a little bit if you like South Park, but don’t waste your money or expect to enjoy this for long as it will just annoy you..Version: 3.2.1

Created by dorksHeres whats awesome about this game- Bugs & glitches-its a lot of fun playing a match where special abilities dont work, characters just disappear, points dont get added, and players just float around the screen. Winning but losing- its also super fun playing team wars, actually winning a match and then not getting the win for it- especially when it matters. Really a cool twist. Also love how other players somehow can cheat. Ive seen other players drop a ton of players that would be impossible with reg card limits. Thats another plus. There is one group- superhero’s - which is and has been stronger than any other card group since it was added. Its never been leveled out to the other card groups and its just a waste of time playing anybody with superhero deck. Its just annoying really. The Pvp matching in this game had to have been created by a group of special ed meth addicts- it is and always has been extremely unbalanced- the best part of this game is constantly being matched up with opponents 4x as powerful and higher leveled than you. It really makes it fun not even having a chance. Keep it up nerds- there is a good game somewhere in here. The 1 out of 20 chance that you do get an even match in pvp, its actually very enjoyable. Another plus is there are no ads- so you guys get a smiley sticker for that. When you dorks are done licking walls maybe you can fix some of these other issues. Balls..Version: 5.3.0

GlitchesThe game has a lot of glitches which affect PvP play. Constantly loose games due to freezing or cards not being released when selected. When there are glitches they always tend to be in favour of the other person. Also the PvP is so unbalanced. People who buy cards and are WAY higher levels than you. Sometimes I feel like the game is totally pointless..Version: 3.2.0

Glitched during the tutorialWhen it's time to edit the deck during the tutorial and it's showing u to click the right arrow, it will keep telling to click there till there's nothing left to click on but will still keep telling u to click there.Version: 1.1.0

Dw ~player two~Long term gamer here. This game has been ruined due to a very very over due balance on the cards available to you, along the way there has been a lot of problems but this change has come to late,to cut a long story short, the redlynx developers are well known for the poor job they’ve done on this app, disappointed, disheartened and frustrated so many times over the past year due to the developers changes deeming it a waste of tome to progress due to never knowing what they’ll do to your cards in the future. If you raise these issues you’re told they’ll pass feed back into the team or an unworthy message that won’t redeem the wasted invests in this game.Version: 2.7.5

Good content, but very glitchy.Game starts out very well, great south park content. Then as you go deeper into the game and more cards get unlocked, there not much difference from grinding your character to a high level 1, to a low level 2. The perks are minimal for it. Specially when you either have to wait a long time to get certain decks, or force your hand in the pay to play platform. Holy decks is a waste of time, as its very minimal to the effects it gives you, seems like the energy ratio is off to what it actually does. The game is also random, to who it gives energy to during a PVP fight. Youll have your opponent at 1 health, you have a a bit over 1/4 bar and it goes sudden death for some reason, many little bugs like that. You will soon find yourself only opening this game to collect free packs, until you eventually can level up your cards inch by inch. The matchmaking needs some work in regards to cards, and level characters. If you go on a winning streak, they put a very hard person in to end it for you. Fun times... not. Edit: I enjoy the game, this is simply to Ubisoft to enhance and fix some of the issues the game faces, as honest as I can be..Version: 2.1.0

Come to hate the gameHackers. And imbalance. The sci fi cards are OP. Things balanced out a bit and then they cranked up bounty hunter Kyle, and started handing him out like candy. You don’t build a deck, you play with whatever character they’re pushing. Especially epics right now. Yeah, I can’t stand the sci fi cards. Robo Bebe was way op, all the slime is OP. 3 mind control related cards? And now Kyle is OP. Rogue’s charge can hit New Kid, but no other character that charges can hit new kid. Stan’s freeze does damage. After enjoying this game for 10 months, I’m deleting it. Kyle is ridiculously op. I dropped 6000 ranking in days strictly due to the increased use of this character. I’m keeping my cash. The hackers were annoying enough, this just was the last straw..Version: 2.8.0

Absolute waste of timeAs the title reads. Yesterday I completed a bunch of level in episode 9. I go back today with the exact same cards, using the exact same strategy (some of my cards had even been upgraded) trying to finish the same levels I had completed and I can’t even get 3/4 of the way on any of the levels. It’s as though they’ve weakened my cards or strengthened the enemies and just not said anything, so now I can’t get the upgrade items necessary from the episode. Forcing me to be stuck. I wouldn’t waste the space on your iPhone by even downloading this game if they’re going to pull stuff like that..Version: 5.2.0

Too many cheatersEven reddit users admit that roughly 50%-75% of people playing this game at any given time are using the energy bar hack. They also admit that it’s an easy fix on your end to prevent. But you don’t care to fix the cheats or ban accounts using the energy bar hack. Making this game’s pvp experience garbage (which is 95% of the game). I only have a couple lvl 3 cards and one lvl 4 spell card the rest are lvl 2. Why do I always get teamed up against people with all lvl 4+ cards??? Characters that keep coming back to life after you’ve seen it go through the death animation 4 times but they are still able to damage my characters attacking it. Your game is so broken and you don’t even care!!! You remain silent even after so many people have told you and provided proof of the rampant cheating. What do we get in return...silence and nothing. Well I deleted this game after a couple of month playing, not worth investing my time in such a flawed game. If you like cheating then you will love this game, it’s designed for you. How about instead of an automated “we’re sorry your experience was bad” response you tell us how these issues are going to be resolved and when we can expect a patch to fix these issues? Your silence means to us that you don’t care..Version: 2.3.1

GarbagePvP is littered with hackers and not to mention you get paired with players 5 levels higher than you, ranked way higher or people who have paid their way to the top. No real chance for players who don’t want to spend their money on the game... which is ridiculous..Version: 1.1.2

It’s essentially the episode Freemium gamesLoved South Park since I was so young I shouldn’t have been allowed to watch it but still.... I play on a daily basis but I shouldn’t, and something you come across on a daily basis is just how Pay To Win it is. If you like the idea of paying hundreds for your phone, downloading a free game based on one of your favourite shows, so that you can spend too much on the game, then go for it. For example, I’ve had the game since release, and played consecutively everyday for the past 6 months, and have had ONE legendary card, out of a pack which I got through the battle pass, which just so happens you have to pay for... Honestly just buy stick of truth, Atleast you can pay for it and have fun up front.Version: 4.0.1

Bugs, keep taking my coinsWhen I go to upgrade my cards , it’s says cannot upgrade but still takes my coins, sort it out.Version: 4.4.4

DecentIt’s a good game at heart, and captures the essence on the South Park series, making it feel like it fits in However, the constant paying means you need to fork out money, something I am not willing to do. On top of that, developer responses say stuff like: “Hey there! The game is free to play, but you can make in app purchases” Why would I ask for help about the problem, only to be shot down by a stupid answering machine, saying the game can have money spent on it? If the graphics were terrible, I wouldn’t have gotten the game in the first place. They need to add challenges, where the player faces a bot, pvp style, and has certain cards at certain levels, to earn duplicates and in game currency as a reward. Then I will boost up to 4 stars For 5 stars, lower prices and make it easier to give cards, and add a trading system, so players can share cards and swap with friends. Thank you for making the game, and I sincerely hope you improve it.Version: 3.3.0

The game is pay to win and incredibly unbalancedThe story of the game is fun to play through and features signature South Park comedy. However, it doesn’t really understand difficulty curves and instead jumps suddenly, most likely to push the player to buy better cards. The PVP mode is pretty much unplayable. Most event cards are pretty much impossible to get unless you pay for them due to the game regularly putting you against higher level players the better you do in an event. These event cards are overpowered. As are late game themed cards. The whole point of choosing your theme is irrelevant when the next theme is objectively stronger than the previous one. This once again gives a severe advantage to those paying for the cards. As a whole the game has fun mechanics but it is ruined by the pay to win features and non existent card balancing. This is ironic given they update the game regularly with updates buffing and nerfing cards which are often so minimal that they don’t impact the gameplay enough to change the fact that buying overpowered cards gives you easy wins..Version: 2.7.0

Dev support is overThis game is no longer supported by devs. They admitted no more content or balance changes will happen again. servers probably will shut down in a year or two. RIP.Version: 5.3.4

No effort put into this game and 0 respect for the playersNot only will the game crash while you are winning 2-0 and say you ‘lost’ the battle, as a level 5 player in arena 8 you will be matched against multiple level 8-10 players in arenas 15-24 (which takes 4-6+ months to level up that much above a level 5) and not be able to play the game at all, but when you try to contact customer support and report a bug in their game such as the crashing while winning and being called the loser or when you deploy a troop and it just disappears and never gets deployed but is out of your hand and you lost the energy it cost to play the card, they respond with ‘We have reviewed your complaint and determined that it is not true, our game works fine.’ Even after sending them video evidence of the game crashing while I was winning 2-0 and saying I lost, they claimed the video was ‘edited’ and was not viable, even though I used a separate phone to record myself playing on my phone and clearly showed the entire match from before hitting ‘play pvp’ on the home screen until after the crash. The people in charge of running this piece of s*** game don’t care about the game being enjoyable or well balanced in any way, they couldn’t care less about the players as in order to contact them you need to make a ubisoft account and go through multiple steps to get to their excuse of a ‘help and support’, they only care about the money they get from ads..Version: 3.1.0

Phone Destroyer is rightI really enjoyed the game for the one hour I could play it before it kept asking to update, asking for more and more storage to be cleared before I could continue. I have literally deleted all other apps apart from texts, calls and settings just to run the game, and it keeps asking for more after about an hour of playing. I’m running out of things to delete for this game and as much as I like it, it isn’t worth literally disabling myself from doing anything else on my phone. Fix this..Version: 5.0.0

My honest opinionI love South Park, I’d consider it my favourite animated show. And that’s the only thing keeping me from deleting this game really, I mean it’s a unique concept and I enjoy the game play but it’s just too skewed on the side of pay to win, things like the chaos event are basically vip clubs for those who pay for the game, at this point, since I haven’t paid, the game just goes stagnate, I can pvp and play levels but half the time I’m getting stuck on a hard level, not hard like get a good battle plan but hard like you’ll be lucky to win with the cards you have, I don’t know if there’s any ways to fix things like these, or if I’m just being petty, but nonetheless I’ll still keep the game..Version: 5.3.1

Pay to win. That’s it.Was fun for a while, but if you’re not willing to spend an absolute ton of cash on in app purchases, don’t expect to actually win. And the new points system for PvP is absolute trash, you’ll lose everything and won’t be able to get your ranking back unless you spend a few hundred quid on upgrades. The developers don’t give a rats about the player, and even if you lose a game through bad connection they’ll deduct loads of points from you and not bother reinstating them. Honestly, don’t waste your time or your money, these people only want to line their own pockets. Bringing the South Park brand into disrepute. EDIT- As it turns out, if you don’t pay to join in the monthly battle pass, you won’t win any matches. When you lose a game (and you will), even by just one bar, you’ll be deducted around 60 points. If you somehow miraculously win, doesn’t matter if it’s by one or three bars, you’ll only gain around 20 points..Version: 5.0.0

IOS supportI have a newer iPhone and have played the game for years, my new phone is unsupported whereas phones from years and years ago are. Just want to play the game because i really like it but i can’t and would really like to be able to play it seeing as i have spent money on it and committed hours to it..Version: 5.3.4

AnnoyingThis game was so much fun, up until I had to start winning pvp matches in order to progress with the single player story? Winning 4 pvp matches doesn't sound hard but considering every opponent I go up against has much stronger toons than me I lose 99% of the time and it's just not enjoyable. If single player didn't rely on winning pvp I would give this game 5*, sadly I feel the need to give it a 3.Version: 2.1.0

Very upsetting and annoying bugI’ve been playing this game for a couple of months now and I absolutely love it. Don’t get my wrong it’s a total grind to make your way through the single player levels and to gain levels in pvp. I’ve just reached level 20 pvp. I’m playing pvp constantly trying to win enough games to get upgrade items to upgrade cards in my deck. Which by the way is still a luck based affair, you’re not guaranteed to get anything even if you do win and is frustrating at the best of times. BUT when TWICE in on day when I have 100% no shadow of a doubt have won a pvp match the game just spits me straight back to the pvp menu. No lockers! No chance at a reward! And to top it all of I’ve lost a pvp star on both occasions too! So basically for some reason roughly 25% of my wins today have registered as loses. I give up. Fix it please.Version: 2.4.3

Grind Grind GrindUpdate: there is added complexity to the game once you begin to pile up your cards. There are a lot of things that still don't make sense though; there are multiple currencies that are not interchangeable (but kind of are?), and your experience is controlled. You will be matched with someone near your level for PVP, which means you will win exactly 50% of all games. If you win a few in a row and rank up, you will be put against people with far better cards who put you back down. Quickly you will begin to learn that losing on purpose is a time saver and sure enough, many of the games you play at higher rank will be against an AFK opponent. You will rank up again someone AFK, and then get the crap beat out of you by a higher level player when you rank up on the leaver. I'm bumping this to three stars because the art, sound, and the atmosphere are great. The shops, the currencies, and the pvp itself is trash terrible. -Blake Yerian Original: Once you get past all the fluff involving upgrades and other such nonsense it's just a complicated version of rock paper scissor grind. This game is obviously designed as a competitor to animation throwdown, and offers nothing new to mobile games other than southpark colored lipstick on the same boring old pig..Version: 2.3.0

Destined to be one of the greatsPossibly one of the best mobile games I have played, Phone Destroyer is funny, intuitive and full of action. The Downloading Assets screen sends me nuts. I get two or three 15minute windows to play this game each day. Despite having the game automatically update in iTunes, I’d say every day one of those 15min intervals the game is stuck in the downloading assets screen preparing the latest patch. Please just bundle it into the update you push out so that it can all happen while I’m not loading the game. I am looking forward to watching this game develop!.Version: 2.1.0

Freemium Isn’t FreeIronically South Park made an episode based on Freemium mobile games (Pay-to-win) which is exactly the exact model Ubisoft based this game on. Unfortunately this is just another grind until you’re shelling out money type game…but with South Park characters. I’ll still give it 2 stars for the free download and not spamming me with ads. Although I hate this type of game I hope it does well being for the South Park creators..Version: 5.3.1

Finished pve and got to rank 48After spending hundreds of hours on this game I have to advise new players to delete the app. It’s the classic 99% pay-to-win and 1% skill. With the high lvl cap it’s just a matter of who spends more. It really doesn’t matter which cards you pick. The higher lvl cards will always out-stat you. Even if u think u can spend $500 and get to legend, guess what, somebody who spent $800 will always win you. There’s always a bigger whale. This game is not about skill at all. Only redeeming quality is the storyline but as you get higher you get stuck and can’t finish the storyline or take months to finish. This game will cause u frustration as you hit a wall and lose 10 in a row games with nothing to show for. This game is an extreme disappointment and the completely opposite of stick of truth and fractured..Version: 2.3.0

Falling out of itI’ve really enjoyed my time with this game, and I don’t regret any of the money I spent, it was a fun ride with my friends and I. But lastly, this game has been more frustrating to play then it is fun, constant derankers and hackers flooding the game makes it very unenjoyable, not to mention the e devs just straight up abandoned the game, they encourage this type of behavior and do nothing about it. I was willing to go far too, I would have dropped more money and fought to be at the top, but it doesn’t feel like there’s much of a point, the devs gave up. It’s sad to say goodbye to this game I’ve been playing for more than 2 years, but the rewards aren’t worth it and the prices are outrageous for a broken and glitchy game like this. If your a new player you’re going to struggle against derankers that bully weaker players to get free awards, they’re rewarded for this type of behavior.. I know because I started doing the same thing, it was the only way I could gain resources to get stronger and take on the 6500 league. It’s a shame, I loved this game. But it’s getting harder to play, soon I’ll delete it and spend my time and money on something more loved.. goodbye, and shame if the devs for giving up and letting the game get so broken just to be able to collect some money from new players..Version: 5.3.4

Would be a 5 star game if they fixed the match makingI'm genuinely torn between love and hate for this game and the most annoying thing is it would be so easy to fix to make it perfect. Unfortunately they allow players who have spent a fortune on the game to stay at lower levels and give you no chance of winning, to the point that playing the game to progress just becomes a grind and makes me want to just quit out of a match before it even starts to save me wasting even more time. If they simply had a power rating for each card that set a minimum level you could derank to, I would spend real cash on the game to progress like I do in other games, but the amount I'd need to spend to be competitive is so much that it feels pointless, so I spend nothing at all..Version: 4.6.3

Declining Stories! money looterAt first, there are very interesting dialogs and even seems to be a story line! The first two chapters are funny, then there is less dialogs, then I get stucked because I had to win 4 pvp battles to see what'll happen next, and I was beaten up by players with tons of rare and epic cards. So I paid for better card packs, to unlock stage 5. Then, there is ONLY 2-3 careless dialogs for every new boss, and barely and story occurs, and they are definitely not humorous or interesting! The start of the game made me expect a good story like "The Stick of Truth" to sink in, so I paid some money to see more story, and then the story is gone! I'd rather paid for the entire game and enjoy, then either be burdened by repetitive mining for upgrades to go on or pay tons of money. It's so ironic that a show that used to criticize boring money looter freemium games made such a game themselves. I feel betrayed..Version: 1.1.1

Addicting but worst pay to play everGame is great to play at 1st until the biased PvP. There's no way to level up without paying an ungodly amount of real money. Card draw percentages make it so it'll take you 2-3 months per 1 card level and the worst, by far is NO CUSTOMER SUPPORT or a way of reporting an issue/hacker....they just want you to pay and shut up. This game is a shame to the South Park franchise and South Park studios should be ashamed for teaming with a garbage company like Ubisoft. Money hungry scum made this game. 0 stars but no option. Update: Still no fix on anything. Had a live chat last night in which no real problems were addressed like PvP and hacking. "Developers" just tried to hide everything by giving away free in game cash and items. Game actually froze and crashed multiple times on them and they tried saying it was human error but it obviously wasn't. ALL THEY WANT IS YOUR MONEY AND FOR YOU TO SHUT UP AND PLAY. Also there's more 1&2 star reviews for this than there is 5 stars. Just goes to show that even the App Store will try to hide the fact that it's a horrible game and just give it max stars so you'll download and pay for an utterly useless app. Don't download if you get mad easily or don't want to be cheated out of your hard earned money. Ubisoft and Redlynx should be ashamed of this. 0 stars if I could give it..Version: 2.5.0

Needs a ton of workUpdate: I decide to give this game one more chance, but now the lag one the servers is so bad that at times you’ll kill enemy characters but they’ll immediately respawn because the lag is so bad the game can’t keep track of what’s going on. Other times your characters will just get stuck and do nothing so that they stop moving while others keep going like normal. This makes the pvp aspect of the game impossible to play. Also there is limit on the lockers you can unlock if you win pvp matches. They don’t want you to be able to continue without paying, so they cap what you can receive in a time period. This is simple unethical. This game is fairly fun, but the new pvp tourney is stacked against newer players. This makes it frustrating and the game tries to get you to pay to rejoin the tourney if you go out. It’s a bad system. The previous systems were much better and seemed to pair players more evenly. This new version really pulls the game down and makes interest wane. I’ll probably be moving on from this game if this is the route their taking since it clearly puts an huge emphasis on higher powered decks which would require countless hours of grinding, or their desired effect of paying auto win..Version: 2.7.5

Prepare to pay!!! Cash that is...Read the reviews about hitting “The Wall”, because it exists! Unless you are prepared to pay some heavy cash you will not be able to enjoy the game. The developers were smart to make it relatively easy at first, but eventually in the PvE you face Cartman. You... will... not... beat... him! Seriously, you will not beat him with the cards you earn in the free packs. The PvE world doesn’t give enough coins to level up your cards enough to make a dent, which leaves you with the option of buying a pack with real cash in the hopes of getting a decent card OR quitting the game. Again, the developers were smart to make this the first big lurch... you’ve already invested a lot of time and who hates to lose? Look, I know they aren’t making this game out of the kindness of their hearts for South Park fans. They want money, money is good... I just hate that they are taking advantage of fans. If they would just start out letting it be known that without paying you won’t get far, I wouldn’t be so disappointed in this. Expect to see an automated “We take reviews seriously... blah blah blah” after this. Because, you know, they are too busy raping us instead of addressing any of these things..Version: 2.2.0

Worse than EAThis game is all about progression, you lvl your cards using materials that are won or bought so you can attain higher ranks in the pvp arena. You with me so far? So you spend a month of playing, purchasing packs, trying out decks finding which cards to lvl because materials are scarce or costly, you sink a lot of time and money into the game for the devs to suddenly decide that your cards are too powerful and we are going to reduce there stats meaning all your time and money has been wasted as you now have to start again and lvl up more cards. Part of me wonders if this is intentional, make the most played deck redundant so everyone has to spend more money lvl’ing other decks and cards. We don’t know this but we can speculate. It made me stop playing though because I believe all they’re after is your money so they have can have 1 star and that’s being generous. Don’t play this game as they are money grabbing devs who are on par with EA..Version: 2.2.0

Why won’t you fix it ?Players can’t connect, invalid battle results, connectivity errors to the server… been going on for days, when will you fix this ?.Version: 5.3.4

Pay to win/proceed.The gameplay is fun, and different from other mobile games of this genre. The cards, as well as their art are beautifully crafted. However, once the player reaches stage 25(roughly) it becomes a grind. Grinding is fine, but having to wait 4 hours for a free pack; not getting the card you need makes for a long grind. If waiting bothers you then you can always buy loot boxes.....I mean card packs. This leads me to the pvp. It's fun...until you reach rank 10. At this point it's quite clear that either you spend real money to compete on even ground, or lose horribly every round. Every three wins will unlock a new card pack(4 hour timer), and a new rank. Every loss will push you back one win, and can decrease your rank if you lose three in a row(or less). Much like the early Star Wars Battlefront 2 this game uses a card system to define player experience with cardpacks(loot boxes) giving cards, cash(credits), and upgrading materials. Players with money to spend gain a clear advantage over the competition who spends less to nothing. It's a South Park themed casino that uses the same predatory practices that EA uses. Just like most free to play games this no different. It's pay to win..Version: 2.3.0

ImprovementThe game is good and all but there are some levels that are too hard to beat and getting good cards is even more hard and don’t even get me started with the ranking of multiplayer low ranked players get over powered by high ranked ones so it’s really hard to beat so to be honest it should be a bit more balanced and the ranking system and same in game levels are too hard beat also(lol said that already but meh) and the clan/league or group what ever you all it plz add a regional/country option to it too so we could find out the place we are playing with well that’s i guess.Version: 2.5.0

Fun game, but has many issuesThird time in a row I’ve beaten a player in pvp only to have a pop up saying connection issue and that it was an invalid result, although it seems to register just fine after a defeat, as others have said there’s also other problems with connectivity, lockers not opening, characters not moving once they’ve been played and other bugs. While the game is fun and has a lot of potential I won’t be playing until these issues are fixed, it’s not an enjoyable experience when you grind for pvp packs only to have your wins not counting and your losses setting you further back. Please fix.Version: 2.3.0

Downloading assetsWas a great game and is. I’m stuck now though at the start menu. The game won’t even start as it says “downloading game assets” Which hurts so much, especially when it ate 800mb of data in 2 minutes...Version: 2.3.0

Too many hackersGame is filled with “speed hack” players that make pvp unfair and not fun. Their servers have issues as well. Game has a lot of bugs. The least they could do is move all pvp to servers so that easy hacks are not common place. The materials needed for upgrading is too rare..Version: 2.2.0

Great game let down by PvPA very well written story with good humour and concepts and the attention to detail is awesome. I enjoy all aspects of it except for the PvP. PvP makes up a large portion of this game and the story mode even forces you to play and win matches before you can progress. Unfortunately the PvP is very unbalanced. In most cases I get matched with players 2, 3 and even 4 levels above me with much higher ranked cards. It’s very frustrating and demoralising to continually come up against players you know you can’t beat. No other game has made me feel this annoyed. The final straw which lead me to write this review was the last PvP match I played; I’m level 8 and my opponent was level 15! Seriously Ubisoft?!.Version: 2.3.2

Game freezeGame freeze when you are doing the deck selection tutorial, it keeps ask you to click to the right....please fix!.Version: 1.1.0

DON’T PLAY, DON’T DOWNLOADWorthless game where skill, grinding or dedication means jack s#*%! It’s purely pay to win, if you don’t it’s a 99% lose 1% win game where you will be wasting your time especially when 90% of people exploit the game with deranking, the system is broke, the game mechanics don’t work, it’s buggy as hell, and the pvp matching system is on drugs, you can play for 3hours with only 1 win and nothing to show for it and that’s if it doesn’t crash and self close every 5 mins. Don’t even bother, the developers clearly don’t care, one google search and you can find everyone’s frustrations and hate for the game from 2017. Don’t be sucked into paying a game barely in beta, don’t hand your money over to be a test dummy, I couldn’t give it 0 stars.Version: 3.1.0

DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME!!LET ME PREFACE THIS LONG REVIEW WITH THE FACT THAT I MYSELF AM A CONSISTENT HIGH- RANKED LEGENDARY PLAYER (2000s to 3000s)! I am a legendary player on this game and I’m telling you it’s a waste of time to play this… There are so many cheaters on here that it’s not worth advancing. Let’s be honest, you’re going to have to spend some money on the game to get far into it… And that’s OK if everybody was playing on the same level ground. But that’s not the case. As you advance in the PVP and get to the higher levels and then eventually legendary you will see that there are players that use energy cheats, damage cheats which makes playing the game unfair, frustrating and let’s face it pointless. The worst part about all of this is The developers don’t do anything about it. They tell you to report the players, which I do, and nothing ever seems to transpire from it. I’ve never received any message from the developers saying that they removed this player for cheating or they’ve looked into it at the least… Makes me feel they don’t really care about a fair playing ground and all they want to do is a cash grab. And Ubisoft, Please do not reply with contact us because as difficult as you make it for a player to contact you I’ve already tried this route and nothing has happened..Version: 2.7.0

Locked in level 7 pvpSo back when the game came out I played it and it was good but after a while there were way to many people cheating and climbing ranks was just too frustrating. So Netflix started showing South Park seasons and got me all pumped up to play the game again. I was surprised to find a whole bunch of new cards and non pvp tasks to do. But then I realized I was locked on level 7 pvp mode and am completely out classed by everyone I play. It’s near impossible for me to win a match unless my opp disconnects. I can’t even seem to knock of a block to get my pvp booster. Now that I’m locked and can’t get the pvp booster I’m stuck in a loop of not being able to progress. This issue needs to be address for returning players so we can actually enjoy the game again..Version: 4.2.0

It’s okayAt first it’s fun. Fun to play and funny just to listen to what characters say. But, Now I’m always getting characters I don’t want to upgrade in packs. So I can’t really do many story missions and keep loosing in pvp. It always puts me with way higher ranks in pvp and I pretty much loose straight away. It wasn’t hard getting to rank 24 but now I just can’t win. And seems like by the time I have one character out on the game the other pvp person has like 3-4 high people out which doesn’t make sense to me. Could be better but could be a lot worse. Pay to win? Kind of..Version: 2.7.5

Things were great until..The game itself is really fun especially if you’re a huge South Park fan and I really appreciate how you can finish story mode without paying for anything. Everything after is really up to you if you want to get cool stuff but it’s not necessary. The only problem is the bugs at first I thought it was my wifi but a lot of people have complained about audio issues, lags and glitches. It’s gotten to the point where the game won’t even open anymore due to ‘internet issues’ despite my internet working fine with everything else. When the game does work majority of the time pvp battles don’t even count due to the connectivity issues. I know the game doesn’t update anymore but I was hoping it would still be playable since it really is fun Edit: they got it working again which is great!! Unfortunately I do think this will happen again eventually and other players have complained about hackers and I think I’ve come across a few without realizing it so hopefully something can be done about that as well but the game itself is great!.Version: 5.3.4

Freemium isn’t freeGame is extremely fun and also funny plus I believe there are tactics there to help win etc even when other players have better cards. However as I level up I’m starting to see more pay to win players on PvP I mean I bought a special £5 offer and may do another next month/month after if it looks good and I want to support it. But there are clearly people now who have sunk a good chunk of cash into it to get loads of rare cards and it’s just making it less fun as tactics will only go so far and I’m not gunna throw money in for that. Just seems to contradict the freemium isn’t free episode they did...or maybe that’s the ultimate troll joke that Matt and Trey told us and yet people still fall for it in their own game..Version: 2.3.0

Don't botherThis was a great game on release. Unfortunately, the updates that have followed have destroyed the game and made clear the only intention the designers have is to drag real money out of you to advance. To build up your deck, you need multiple copies of the cards you want to level, plus resource cards which are destroyed when levelling. That's great, but to earn these cards you must play story levels or pvp matches. Or you can spend real dollars. To advance in story mode you must win pvp matches, to win pvp matches you must advance your deck, to advance your deck you must get new cards, to get new cards you must play story mode or win pvp matches. Or spend real money. The introduction of a draw in pvp means that where you used to be able to eke out a win or drop rankings to find easier matches, you know spend 4 minutes to make no progress. You can join a team where you can donate cards to your teammates, however the lastest update has limited your donations to one rare or three commons, as opposed to the three and twelve limits of old. You cannot get epic or legendary cards from team mates, but you can get them in pack, for real money. Designers are determined to make it impossible to compete or even progress for anything less than hundreds of your hard earned dollars. Extremely disappointing to see a great game reduced to such a pitiful money grubbing farce :(.Version: 2.1.0

PvPThe pvp is annoying every time I battle someone I instantly lose one hit dead.Version: 4.3.1


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